- Worth The Drive And The Money
What? They finally opened the new section? How many years have they been working on it?
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16 days ago
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Dan3635Gulf Coast. I’m not your boss.
Back in the early 1990’s I went to the Colorado Club in Houston with a rookie salesman and his boss. We were there 4-5 hours and must have run up a tab of over $1k just on drinks and $20 lap dances. The salesman put it all on his card. The boss then told the salesman to stop in his office the next day so the boss could show him how to handle it on the expense account. In retrospect, I should have eavesdropped on that meeting but I didn’t.
(That was also the same evening that a waitress spilled a beer on my suit pants. She took me to the dressing room where she had me remove my pants so that she could use a hair dryer to dry them.)
Such behavior stopped cold in my company about a year later when another salesman divorced his pregnant wife, who also worked for the company, so that he could marry a stripper who was also pregnant with his twins. (To that second salesman who I haven’t seen or heard from in over 30 years: Sorry for outing you, buddy, to the denizens of this board, but you’re likely not the only one to have done this.)
Ah, the memories. I wish I had pics and vids!
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17 days ago
I’m not sure what you mean by “ pretty.” Perhaps the word you want is “ purty.”
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18 days ago
Wow, such an education one can get reading TUSCL reviews. Words I never learned in English class. “I squoze her nice, full ass….” ROTFL
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a month ago
Geez, guys, give Clover a break! I’ve been with her a number of times. She looks good, has a great personality and gives a good dance, but she won’t break the rules of the club.
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a month ago
^^I’ve never paid Clover as much as half what the OP paid and I’ve still had great relaxing times with Clover. Don’t blame her for what the OP seemed happy to give her.
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a month ago
Clover is a cool girl. I’ve had many nice dances from her.
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4 months ago
^vanilla, it’s not fair to call her a scammer for charging her own prices. She told me exactly what she would charge, her dance was exactly as promised. And, she really was a stunner. Don’t call it a “beginner mistake” when I knew exactly what I was doing and the attendant risks.
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4 months ago
^fun, yeah, I forgot to mention the smoking. That’s part of the “bad.” My conclusion is that Delilah’s might be the place for big spenders and those looking to impress clients, but much less so for us lesser slobs.
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7 months ago
6-7 years ago in Bradenton, FL, or close by. I don’t think she was totally deaf but still greatly impaired. I didn’t have the opportunity to see any stage dances that day as there were only about three dancers and two patrons that afternoon.
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8 months ago
I was at Cheerleaders today also, and I will defend the honor of Bella. I had a few dances and VIP with her today. She was very upfront with what she would do (e.g., no FS or bj) and at what cost. She was definitely not a ROB for me today.
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8 months ago
All I will say is, go on a Friday or Saturday afternoon.
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8 months ago
I was there a couple days ago, and I have to agree with you. Nicole is a fine-looking woman. I can’t speak to her back room activities, but she was my back-up plan if my preferred lady hadn’t shown up.
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8 months ago
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gStephThe view from the other side of the room
“Project Hail Mary” by Andy Weir, who also wrote “The Martian.” Almost as good, but not quite.
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8 months ago
@Neil, all I can say is that that is what I was told last week, and my Saturday evening visit a few months ago was simply dreadful.
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8 months ago
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drewcareypnwnot the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
@Shailynn, I’m living your plan now, except that I don’t gamble. But, I still find a void in my home which I wish would be filled by a woman sitting next to me on the sofa watching tv in the evenings and sharing the cookies I just baked and listening to me tell about what my grandkids did today. I can find a sex partner elsewhere and I don’t want another wife but there is that bit of a hole in my life that only a special woman can fill.
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8 months ago
@Elitis, your report jives with what most others have said about the club. I know it’s a 24/7 club, but what’s the vibe I’d expect if I went, say, on a Wednesday afternoon or early weekday evening? The same crowds and ROB dancers?
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9 months ago
@Risk alluded to it. This goes back at least to the 1960s. It’s been said by some that the 1960 presidential election turned around by the televised debate between Kennedy and Nixon. Kennedy was well made up and slickly dressed for television and Nixon wasn’t. Check out an old picture. The difference is stark.
Television may have a lot to do with this in general. Look at the candidates in pre-TV elections. Some scary-looking dudes won.
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10 months ago
I used to go regularly but I haven’t been there in almost six months. Are you saying they still haven’t opened the new part? I think they started construction pre-COVID.
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a year ago
Is the dog a pit bull? I think that’s the strippers’ dog of choice.
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a year ago
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JAprufrockDid desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
I have been to Toronto once and partook based on Mr. Prufrock’s advice. Spot on!!!
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a year ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Trump does not hire ugly women. His whole female staff is a 7up show.
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a year ago
@gannamu95: I didn’t dream this up because of a rejected review. I was just annoyed that I was once again writing about the physical layout in addition to the experience.
I hadn’t considered the potential “weaponization” aspect. That’s a very good point.
Oh, well. Never mind!
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a year ago
In the late 1960’s I would watch from 7-10 pm in order, The Wild Wild West, Mission Impossible and Star Trek. I can’t forget any of those theme songs.