Comments by JackFrost9 (page 3)

Roll my dick in gliter

Lol

LOL

Yes ban juicebox

Sounds like buttboner needs some attantion

Some of you boys are just fuckin cheap

You can't put a price on love ... unless you're Book of Odds' probability expert Ian Stanczyk, who put pen to paper and worked out that love comes at a cost of $250 per date. What's running up the bill? Ian writes: "A nice meal and drinks for two at a decent restaurant, with tip, is likely to run you about $100 even. Two movie tickets, plus junior mints and drinks: 25 bucks, give or take a few. Throw in another $5 for cab fare, parking, gas, whatever, and you're looking at a cool $130 for a shot at Ms. Right." In Ian's storyline, the guy wants to impress, so he's footing the bill. But wait! Even if you get a second jumbo box of Junior Mints halfway into the movie, that still doesn't add up to $250 out of his pocket. But "opportunity cost" does! "As you're taught in econ 101," Stanczyk continues, "every action in life comes with an opportunity cost -- i.e. the value of what you've foregone in favor of whatever it is you're doing." Oh, Ian, you had us at "Econ 101." Time is money, the romance economist says, and you can use an hourly wage to do the math: The average salary is just under $60,000 per year, about $30 an hour, so that four-hour dinner and a movie will cost him the cash-equivalent of $120. Throw in those movie tickets and dinner, and he's shelling out $250 on your date, or roughly a third of his disposable income. Three dates a week and he's broke (and probably 50 lbs. heavier from all that buttered popcorn). The worst news for the poor schmucks that are just looking to get laid? They'd save money if they just hired a hooker. The odds that you'll sleep with him on the first date are about 6.06, which means he'd need to value sex at $1,515 for the investment to be worthwhile. This writer's last lay was barely worth with the leg shave with a $1.99 BIC razor, let alone $1,515, so hey, maybe doing the math would have been a good idea. How much do you spend on a date? We're counting hours -- and money spent on body-hair removal -- here, ladies. From the website called "lemondrop"

Govikins for Virginia Magrat and juice for the Carolina's Shadow and Snowtime for Atlanta Papi and clubber for Florida Estafar for New York Dougster for Organ and Nevada Rickdung for any redkneck bar in the north and south east

I agree ^^^

I agree ^^^

I agree ^^^

Shit

#1 drink coke and Jack #2 go to dive bars #3 wear a 3 peace suit #4 read the "System" by rickdung #5 move to Detroit a 3 bed 2 bath crack house is only $3,000 in cash these days #6 get some condoms and but wholes all in them for a cream pie suprise

That shit wad of the hook ! Juice wishes that his shitty life was cool like that !

Govikins sorry I'm for real i treat my wife to the best since I do sleep around on her

UFC #1 was the shit ! Ken shamrock was a fuckin bad ass

Lol love some dougster

Sounds like this guy will no longer get pussy....even with civilians a date today will cost $250

My wife sucks my dick once a week and I pay a hooker to suck on it about twice a month

I fucked my fist for free

Lol. Love me sum dougster

^^^^ more Fag alturd handels

I like the high class Altard clubs with all the big ducks to suck in the vip just the way alturd likes to get down. Know that's a cold one !

Ice cold jizzel

Yes yes yes !!!lol