Reviews

The Harem is still a fun club. Two changes from my last visit (in 2012). The club is now non-smoking inside, which makes hanging out without smelling like an ashtray possible. The…

This visit to the Porthole Pub left me singing along with Freddy Mercury--"fat-bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round." No beauty queens in this locality--the Porthole is a blast if your expectations…

On my occasional travels to the Fort Lauderdale area, I always make it a point to visit the Pompano Clubs--with three clubs within a one mile radius, it's a target-rich environment. This trip, I…

The Mpire Club is a high-end nightclub that happens to have nude dancers. The club has been open less than a month, and for now does not have a day shift (my usual); this…

Back in South Florida on a one-day business trip; arrived with enough time for lunch at the Booby Trap before my first meeting. It's a fine place for laid-back fun with the ladies. The Booby…

Archibald's is a fun place to kill a couple of hours, once your expectations are calibrated. As noted by many others, D.C. strip club rules are very stringent. As a 20-year resident, new…

Friday afternoon (May 2), the building which housed The Cloakroom collapsed. Here's the story from the Washington Post; http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/buildings-collapse-on-k-street-in-northwest-washington/2014/05/02/7c839728-d233-11e3-937f-d3026234b51c_story.html Based on the photos, it will be a while until the club reopens (if ever). …

Camelot is a pleasant, if somewhat sterile, place to pass the time with lovely ladies. As a DC resident, I'm familiar with the Puritan-inspired rules (no contact allowed). With properly-calibrated expectations, Camelot offers…

The Booby Trap will never be confused with a "gentlemen's club," but it's a lot of fun for a strip joint. BT was my first stop from the airport--I arrived about 12:15 to get…

Diamond Dolls is a fine choice among the options in Pompano. I was in FLL on business, and had time for some clubbing. Pompano Beach is a "target-rich environment," with Cheetah, Diamond Dolls,…

Great times can be had at this neighborhood club. Back in the FLL area for work, and checked out four Pompano Beach clubs. The Porthole Pub is unassuming but offers a relaxing, friendly…

Christie's is still a quality club, maybe the best in the area, but things are trending in the wrong direction. The physical plant is still top-flight, and it's nice (as an out-of-towner) to be able to…