Reconnaissance

The good 'ole days of the strip club experience are GONE. I visited E.I., 2’ o’clock Club, and Fuego Friday night just to see if there was any new talent. I haven’t been to a strip club in a while so every now and then it’s good to conduct some reconnaissance to stay apprised of the scene. I got to E.I. around 9pm. The club experience was not good for me. The best looking dancer was a 6.5 out of 10 and no one had a big booty (the type I like).

There was one skinny light skinned girl who showed up and went to the back to get dressed in her stripper clothes. She had no booty but she had a cute face and good DSLs. I was considering taking her to VIP for some Bill Clinton action, but her pimp (another dancer) got a hold of her before I could chat with her and kept her occupied for 20 or more minutes. Another customer was chatting with me about how badly this club had fallen off. He decided to leave. I can’t say I blame him. There was no reason to stay at this club. So I decided to cut my losses and leave.

$12 wasted on a cover charge coming to this club. I won’t be back.