This club is a waste of fucking time.

I hadn’t been to a strip club in a long time. This is not my “I’m Back” review. Not at all. Actually I may never return to this club.

I arrived to E.I. around 1am Saturday evening (it's technically Sunday morning). I made a few rookie mistakes actually. It just goes to show how long it has been since I was last in a strip club.

First, I arrived to E.I. on the night shift instead of the afternoon shift. FAIL. Never come to E.I. after 7pm at anytime. This club is strange like the Twilight Zone insofar as the best looking dancers actually arrive in the afternoon around 5pm now and dances are also half price then too. Most strip clubs are the exact opposite in which the best looking dancers appear late in the night and dance prices are more expensive at that time too.