Super Fuego
Closed
5005 Jackson St Hyattsville, MD 20781

Make America Great Again

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Agent_Zero
Jun 25, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

This club is becoming hit or miss. All the old favorites like Mocha, Fancy, Brick House, Uniqua (Unique), and others are no longer here. I was here around 1:30am. It was crowded as I expected. But what caught me off guard was the lack of dancer quality. This used to be a club known as the “booty FACTORY”. This meaning there were multitudes of injection asses or big booties (the type I like) you could find. Not anymore it seems. I wasted a $22 cover coming here. And the club was packed with females. All these female customers in the club takes away from the grimy strip club atmosphere I used to enjoy when I first started patronizing strip clubs four years ago. There was too much of a club atmosphere in there tonight. Smh. And there were wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many Mexicans there too, man. I almost wanted to blurt out “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” or “BUILD THE WALL” just to put some fear in some illegals. Lol.

All in all, this club needs two or three super booty dancers to be relevant to me again. What the hell happened to the strip club scene, man?!?!?! There is no go-to dancer in my phone except Trinidad from 2 o'clock Club. But I'm cutting her and her attitude off. Does anyone have any recommendations or names of any big booty dancers in the area??? And don't say "Cherokee" at fucking Sinsaysionals, Dudes. FAIL!!! Shit, I should've moved to Atlanta! Until then I’m back off into the sunset. Next time, Fuego. Next time. Fuck.

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