Fuck this club

This club is a waste of wood. If President Donald Trump wants to “Bomb the shit” out of something, he can make this his first target.

The dancers here are old, busted, mean, dirt ugly, aggressive, thirsty, and everything in-fucking-between. Cherokee is your best bet here. She is an okay dancer and the best of the Sinsaysionals lineup, but not the type of dancer to go out of your way for. I'd give her a 6 out of 10. Think of her as “I really have a taste for Popeyes chicken tonight, but I’ll settle for some Carry-Out shit that might have hit the floor a few times as long as the mumbo sauce is right... NIGGA.” She’s relatively friendly but my job is to critique this shitty club so you losers reading this shit won’t waste your time and money making a trip here.

Now get the plywood and board this garage turned into a strip club up. A total waste of time coming here. And the bathroom is the worst shit I’ve ever seen. DONE.