Comments by Bonesbrother (page 5)

I think I saw a dancer wearing one of those last week. LOL.

I think, for the next year, The Red Parrot should offer 2for1s all day every week on the day that guy passed away, in remembrance of him.

My dream is to "get the BIG one (heart attack) in the middle of a very high mileage lap dance!!! I figure this way, rigor mortis can bypass my cock as it will already be stiff. LOL

"Mother and daughters?" Hmmmm, I was in a similar situation at my regular club, before it go closed down. I met Naughty, one of the stripper daughters who seemed to enjoy my company and my $$$. Then, she makes a comment, "You ought to meet my mom." I told her ok, no problem, I had no significant other. Then I meet stripper Leah, Naughty's sister, who worked at the same club. Leah agreed with me meeting their mother. So, a couple months later, after learning their mother just broke up with her boyfriend, I meet mom and we start dating. Now keep in mind mom knows both daughters are strippers and she also knows I frequent the club, so figures I've been with her daughters. Mom also knows her daughters have to put out (mileage) to make money. It becomes on and off with mom and me for about 6 months. On occasions, mom and I would frequent the club her daughters worked at on Friday evenings. Mom, being as nasty as her daughters, didn't mind freeing Mr Happy from hiding and started jacking me off underneath the club bar, which is the usual thing for the dancers to do. Whenever Naughty would get off stage and do her bar dollar walk for tips, her mom would be jacking away on me while I am stuffing a fiver down her daughter's thong while her daughter was watching mom do her thing to me. This happened on several occasions, but there was never a "family" gathering so to speak, although one almost occurred one night mom and I took Naughty home with us. But, I just couldn't put myself through a possible incestual relationship. I mean I, like my friends, may be a pathetic loser, but I do have an ounce of morality left in me! LOL"

Evidently 'Tiredtraveler' has never spent a day at the old Blue Diamond (now closed) in Columbus, OH. The Blue Diamond was my last regular 'jack joint', with The Exotic Pearl and Rumor's preceding. Unfortunately, all these clubs have been shut down due to naughty dancers! :-) I was known to all the dancers at the Blue Diamond and if a new dancer started, she became familiar with me rather quickly, as all the other dancers knew that I enjoyed 'breaking in' the new dancers! During my afternoon visits to this club and sometimes during the evening, I might have two dancers sitting on each side of me at the bar, jacking me off. I was pretty well known to be the only customer that would have his cock out of his zipper more than having it inside. But, the dancers and female bartenders didn't squabble much because I took care of them with buying inflated priced dancer drinks. One evening, I was out on the clubs patio sitting on a stool getting a BBBJ from one of my FAVs. The door to the patio opens up and we begin to put things away, but the dancer says to me, "Oh, don't worry about him, he's ok." It turned out to be a black friend of hers to furnished her with her 'meds', so to speak. She goes back to blowing me. This dude gets out his cellphone which happens to have video capabilities and asks if he can film us. I told him sure, I didn't give a shit and neither did her. So for the next few minutes he's filming me getting my cock royally sucked with close-ups and all. About a year ago, I had spoken with this old FAV who told me her friend still had out XXX-rated video on his cellphone. I told her to tell him to post it on a free amateur porn site. Never did find it yet. LOL During the afternoons, the club never had a bouncer and besides I knew the evening bouncer very well and bought him beers at bar prices, so he was on my side and knew all what I did in the club. I just wasn't allowed to be with his dancer girlfriend, which didn't stop her from yanking on Mr Happy every once in awhile. One other afternoon occasion I had a friend stop in from Arizona on business and I got him hooked up with a dancer named Jade. I suggested to my FAV dancer Ree Ree, that the 4 of us adjourn to the patio deck. We sat on the side portion of the deck which gave us pretty good privacy from any other dancers and customers. I asked my out of town buddy and Jade to watch out for intruders while Ree Ree gave me a BBBJ. As they were keeping their eyes peeled, I scooted over toward them so they could watch me getting blown. In return, Ree Ree and I kept an eye out for them while Jade sucked off my friend. These were just a couple of the more outlandish but true incidents that took place inside and outside the club. I even used the dancer's dressing room to fuck a couple of them while they were changing back into their street clothes to leave work. Fond memories."

As far as top earner......... if I was a boyfriend of a dancer who didn't care that my girlfriend danced or gave great mileage, she'd better be THE top earner or I'd whip her ass BIG time!!!! LOL :-) Keeps me from working.

Before I learned about TUSCL, I had made a visit to the Columbia Platinum Plus. I had met a young dancer of about 19 and had gotten quite a few lap dances from her my first two days there. On my last day, I met her 38 year old mother and ended up getting my last couple of lap dances from the mother. Needless to say, I got a bit more mileage from the mother and definitely left with a smile on my face! Other than that one occasion, I had been frequenting a dive strip bar where two sisters danced. It was a very high mileage bar and anything, I mean ANYTHING went! I had been with both sisters, separately and together at the bar, misbehaving as much as I could stand. One sister suggested I meet their mother. I got her mom's phone number and about 2 months later, mom and I were dating. Mom knew what her daughters had to do to make money at the strip bar, so she knew I had been with both of them but wasn't bothered by it. In fact, there had been occasions where mom and I would visit the bar and watch one of her daughters dance. I'll end this by saying that like daughters like mother. The two daughters must have learned a lot from their mother!! However, I will have to keep the details out of print.

shadowcat, If you dump the wife of 29, you'll still be older than the other three dancers 'combined'! 20+22+24=66!!!

at the Blue Diamond, around 5:00PM, the afternoon dancers (having to stay till 8:00PM would start getting hungry. They would either call out for deliver of food or ask me if I was hungry and would be going to a fast food restaurant. Many times, the dancers hadn't made enough money for their dinner, so I would make counter offers to buy their meal for them in exchange for their personal touches! In many instances, I would be spending $5.00 or $6.00 for a meal and get stroked for about 20 minutes with an occasional sucking too. That was much cheaper than buying them expensive dancer drinks! I remember one time, J____, one of my very first dancers I had met at the Blue Diamond, asked me to go pick her up a McDonald's order. So, I left, got us both orders and came back. We were both sitting at the bar toward the back of the club. As she was finishing up, she said she could eat with one hand, so she pulled out Mr Happy, got him really hard. I had a pack of ketchup left over and had her level Mr Happy out and I spread ketchup up and down him. She told me she didn't think she had put enough ketchup on her cheeseburger, so she got off her stool and sucked the ketchup right of my cock!

One time a regular dancer of mine from The Exotic Pearl in Columbus (now closed) asked for a $40 loan. I provided her with the $40, not expecting it to be repaid. However, a few weeks later an occasion for OTC with her came about. No amount of money was discussed prior to the OTC which happened to take place at one of her friend's home. After the OTC fun ended, I handed her $60 and made the comment that if she put the $40 I had lent her couple weeks ago with the $60, that is came to $100 which is what I felt the OTC experience was worth. She had no qualms about my solution at all. However, she started phoning me to meet her some place and loan her more money. I kept turning her down and eventually lost contact with her.

I had a regular part time dancer at The Tunica Cabaret named XXX. I remember one early afternoon I was the only customer in the club. She was on the main stage and I went over and had a seat in one of the stage comfort chairs. I was commando and unzipped by trousers and pulled Mr Happy out, as he was already erect. She dances over to me and sees my cock is out. She gets on her knees (on stage), leans over and puts her hands on my chair arms and her mouth over Mr Happy. She blows me for almost 2-3 minutes (I wasn't going to stop her) then she stands up and continues dancing. This is one of the few times I had a stack of ones and made it rain on stage for her extra attention.

Happy birthday to the best friend a guy ever had.

In juicebox69's review of The Treasure Club In Asheville, SC, dated June 23, 2011 the last line of his reviews stated " In short if u r n the area their is only one club n town and this is it comming from the town specialist once a week clubbber for the past 7 years enjoy !" That means that he has been in the South for at least 11 years. His article says that he was only here for 5 years when this took place. So if you want to believe he can recall in detail an event from 6 years ago, I've got some ocean front property for sale in North Dakota.

Anybody that thinks just_the_nuts(juice) wrote this is a complete idiot. This is pure plagiarism by the dumbest troll to ever post on this forum.

WTF kind of an article is this? Sounds like some dime store sex novel. I guess TUSCL is hurting, if it has to resort to publishing this kind of crap.

I'm sure that bimbo, Avalon, at Platinum Plus had something to do with the higher prices. I hope that she is happy now after fucking up what used to be a good club.

Supply and demand does regulate a lot of prices, but ONLY and I repeat ONLY on 'purchases of staple items' not 'services'. And prices should not be regulated on 'strip club services' because it is not a necessity of life like 'staples'. Same goes for massages. We can live without massages. Unfortunately, we can live without strip clubs as far as that goes. These type of "nicety" type services should be going DOWN in price instead of UP because people aren't going to pay more for something they can do without! If anything, clubs should be looking to advertise 2fer1s or even 3fer1s every hour on the hour, in addition to extending happy hours, reduce or eliminate cover charges, etc. Management makes their money from the bar and cover, not the girls (unless there is a one time house fee to dance). Let the dancers settle their own price negotiations. It could only help us, the clients. And an INDEPENDENT dancer (being independent) should be able to charge what SHE wants, not the contractor!(club) There will always be "snitch" dancers in any club. Either rough them up a bit to stop or learn to work with them! It all comes down to one thing. Certain dancers does not want to put out more for the higher prices. So, let the sleazier (mileage) dancers continue raking in the money!!! Avalos0-7 speaks of 'new hires willing to wheel and deal'. That's the name of the game!!! These dancers are self-employed and have every right to wheel and deal. It's their living!