Before I learned about TUSCL, I had made a visit to the Columbia Platinum Plus. I had met a young dancer of about 19 and had gotten quite a few lap dances from her my first two days there. On my last day, I met her 38 year old mother and ended up getting my last couple of lap dances from the mother. Needless to say, I got a bit more mileage from the mother and definitely left with a smile on my face! Other than that one occasion, I had been frequenting a dive strip bar where two sisters danced. It was a very high mileage bar and anything, I mean ANYTHING went! I had been with both sisters, separately and together at the bar, misbehaving as much as I could stand. One sister suggested I meet their mother. I got her mom's phone number and about 2 months later, mom and I were dating. Mom knew what her daughters had to do to make money at the strip bar, so she knew I had been with both of them but wasn't bothered by it. In fact, there had been occasions where mom and I would visit the bar and watch one of her daughters dance. I'll end this by saying that like daughters like mother. The two daughters must have learned a lot from their mother!! However, I will have to keep the details out of print.
I've told this story before, but beware of the Phillipina dancers. One I knew, kept pushing me to meet her mom and date the mom. I asked to see a picture of mom, my friend showed me one. I passed on the opportunity. I don't doubt there are hot strippers with hot moms, but this one looked a tad too past her prime.
I try to get the sisters to do girl/girl dances for me the same visit. It has worked 3 out of 3 times. I haven't seen a sister pair dancing in 4 or more years.
I usually try right away to dance with the mothers, but not girl/girl. Of the two times I've danced with the moms, I've gotten WAY more mileage.
Many years ago, in my first assignment as an Army lieutenant, a soldier in my company told me he wanted to re-enlist and go back to Vietnam. He had only about 3-4 months until his discharge and had bitched and moaned every day I'd seen him. So I asked him, "Your girlfriend, got her pregnant?" He replied, "That's part of the problem, sir." Then he went on ... "Also her mother."
So don't feel bad about your intentions, Juicebox69. But if you spend your time at the juicebox doing the 69 you won't have that problem!
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Don't forget the grandmother. You know why old women are the best? They don't yell. They don't tell. They don't swell. And they're grateful as hell.
I've told this story before, but beware of the Phillipina dancers. One I knew, kept pushing me to meet her mom and date the mom. I asked to see a picture of mom, my friend showed me one. I passed on the opportunity. I don't doubt there are hot strippers with hot moms, but this one looked a tad too past her prime.
I usually try right away to dance with the mothers, but not girl/girl. Of the two times I've danced with the moms, I've gotten WAY more mileage.
So don't feel bad about your intentions, Juicebox69. But if you spend your time at the juicebox doing the 69 you won't have that problem!