Comments by MADDOG_ROMEO

Amazingly, Adjudicator joewebber couldn't be more wrong!!! Kiwi44 provided all the detail one would ever need...

A note to a couple of the Adjudicators... 1.) When the topic of club pricing has been covered ad nauseum in the past by myself (and others), it's not something that I feel compelled to belabor with each passing post. Furthermore, if you can't read the prior months posts because of a lapse in VIP status - please understand that there is a hesitation to want to potentially take people for a stroll down Redundancy Blvd... 2.) Obviously stating a few facts and having a few positive things to say about the club makes me a Shill. But after going to this club for 10 years and having dropped more than my fair share of Reviews for this club - I've earned the right to my opinion(s). Just as a a 2 bit Adjudicator has greatly earned their right to engage in the expression of shallow thought...

grand1511, there are no LD's until the state of RI gives the green light

Guys, there was a girl that fit this limited description that worked the club right around that time. Met her once, didn't see her more than twice, and she was gone. She went by the name of Paola - which stood out to me, probably because I'm fucked and remember names pretty well. IMO, that's an unfortunate one off experience. This could have happened anywhere I guess, but I'll tell you one thing - girls like that will not last at CD...

OWG is and has been a vast reservoir of knowledge, a true Master...reading any of his reviews (including this one), I always come away with new insights, hidden gems of info for the discerning...keep doing what you do OWG, there are always going to be those that don't get it unless they are fed it...

Locut, there was no Sabrina dancing there then, nor is there now - so it's all good...and, Nice review btw

judhagai, as you may know... Britney came back to Desire earlier this year. She was previously Tiffany and was gone for less than a year, but danced elsewhere (Wonderland and Cadillac) in between. When she came back she did so with the chest enhancement, and seems to be a bit curvier (but by no means out of shape). She looks good. Zoey is new, and started along with the new London in early March. I was told they both came from Centerfold's Boston. So, as you say - she may be new to dancing, but she also comes from a club that is quite puritanical in comparison to RI (and even some MA) clubs. I only met Zoey at her stage, but it was a Saturday night with the club packed and I didn't get to follow up. When the lid finally comes off this inconvenient pandemic and we can finally let it rip again - I'm hopeful she's still be around b/c I think she's very hot.

OWG, Great Review!! I'm jumping on your invite for comments being welcome with some additional input based on my prior experience... Dior - She was Ivy at Cadillac Lounge (CL) circa 2016-2017 when I first met her, and went on to bounce around the circuit of RI clubs for mostly shorter stints before settling in at Desire (CD). In her younger days she wasn't as tatted up and things were tighter - and I was diggin it a lot more. Camilla - She was also at CL before she started at CD earlier this year. I only saw her a couple times there. She's relatively short and is a Cuban mix. To me she seems pretty sexy. Prya (sp?) - She told me she's Morroccon. IMO, she's pretty, has great legs, and as with Camilla - to me she's got a certain sexy/seductive aura about her. Jacqueline and Lisa - No Input one way or another. Bruna - She told me she's 5'7 (w/o the heels) and that she's 28. Oh, and they are spectacular.

TFP, I should be able to get back on this weekend and provide more club content. Update - to tighten up the cover charge pricing, It's $10 on Friday & Saturday nights for sure - but doesn't kick in until 8pm. Not sure about other nights. Club is open until 2 am on those weekend nights, 1 am otherwise. Club Lust is not open on Sunday's and Monday's.

loper, pricing is as follows... 1) Drinks - $5 for Domestic Beers; $6 for import; $7 for some mixed drinks; other mixed may be more. 2) Cover Charge - Not 100% sure, but I believe there is no cover before 7pm ever (and it may be 8). And, even then, the cover charge may only apply to Friday and Saturday nights (not sure, it's been so long that I've dealt with it). 3) Lap Dances - $25 bottom on/$35 full nude (Per Song). LD rooms are smaller, but offer 1/2 door privacy. 4) CR's - $40 to club, $100 to girl (15 min); this pricing applies to the 8 CR's downstairs and the 4 upstairs. Rooms have closed door privacy. 5) Lust Membership -$300 per Quarter, but $250 goes on your account as a credit for food/drinks for 3 months. This membership grants you full access to the 2nd/3rd floor(s), with the option of bringing a friend or a dancer upstairs as a "guest" no charge. The membership ensures you (and guest) never pay cover charges for the main club (Desire) or Lust.

I want my MTV... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAD6Obi7Cag

Douchester's rattled again...hahaahaaa

douchester, c'mon man stop being a whiny little ratchet bitch whose life is devoted to trolling, ankle biting and whack duplicitious taint...calm the fuck down, you've become a caricature of yourself and nothing more than a befuddled, rattled, retarded, annoying as fuck, ridiculous, less than chill rickwannabe... CP straight up nailed it..."We know he has only two moves: make fun of your internet name and call you a fag"

It's pathetic to see Douchester still being douche...he's the unfortunate manifestion of the one load his mother should have swallowed...there's only one branch in his family tree, from generations of inbreeding...reminds me of textbook twatage...douche

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My first sc experience was down in Florida years ago...was in the Tampa area with a couple buddies...anyways we found a club, went in and my experience lasted all of 30 seconds before I was thrown out...I had sucked down 18 beers before going in, located a waitress immediately to grab a beer - unfortuneately I grabbed her tits, moments later I was unceremoniously escorted out the club...

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JUSTTASTE...jizz under strippers tits, then ask stripper to eat

...to clarify, the aforementioned bet required taking a cronk "Upper Deck"...

This topic reminds me of a sc in the northeast I went to years ago with a bunch of buddies...the men's room stall had a toilet that was rather unusually (for a commercial joint) constructed with the raised tank and cover style...of course this lent itself to the late night intoxicated bet where one guy says "$100 bucks to anyone who removes the cover and goes "Upper Deck"..."...Needless to say one dude went "Upper Deck" and took the money...funny as shit...

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Douche

"You, on the other hand, are relegated to ankle biting." Down goes Dougster...Dugan wins again by KO for that line alone...that is one of the funniest, most inspired, clever, apropos, poignant lines ever...

I thought Juice was a superhero, hahaahaa...rock on Juice