Did not stick to the gameplan

Visited this club Thursday 1/30. I will have readers defer to descriptions of the physical layout provided by experts including OWG. I arrived at 1:30 PM to a parking lot that perhaps was 2/3 full, and yes I was surprised. No cover at this time of day. But my favorite observation tables near the stage were all occupied. I ordered a $9.50 Tito's cocktail from the very friendly bartender, and the drink was great. I found a seat (the only one available) at the extended table at the left of the stage ( management should replace that sorry excuse for a cushioned bench seat) .

I had made eye contact with a pretty latina I had not seen before- a 25 y/o ("M") who was very well endowed by Mother Nature. (That may have been my undoing- more below). She approached my table almost immediately and took a seat. She was friendly, if not overly handsy, but I know the routine by now. I wanted to observe the goings-on on stage, but my company distracted me from my mission. We enjoyed a few drinks together. I did note that the dancers today were almost all rather svelte ( my preference)- I mention this because in recent visits, I recall sitting through several dancers who were less than svelte. I noted performances by Kendall, India, and Gisele, amongst others.

Anyway, my busty Latina finally worked up the nerve to inquire about private dances. I played newbie, and she mentioned "$30 lap dances" ( I know she was "averaging"), and $140 for 15 minutes of VIP. Off we went to the CR. I paid $40 to the CR manager- tipped an additional $5 ( I know- last of the big spenders!). "M" disrobed immediately- and well, she could have smelled "fresher". I did get to fondle those huge funbags, but I knew I was in for a less than fulfilling experience. Yes, she did get handsy, and used saliva instead of lotion ( not happy about that!) and the deed was done. So, I left the room satisfied, but not fulfilled by the fantasy. I ( my nose) was kinda anxious to get it over with, actually.