Reviews by dtek

This is Hillsboro's finest strip club. Unfortunately that's because it's Hillsboro's only strip club. I went in on a Saturday evening at 7 PM. I really don't expect a club to be jumping that...

I went into Stars about 5PM on a Friday evening. Cover was $5 to get in and my microbrew was $4. A sign said that happy hour runs from 6-9PM. The club is quite...

Cabaret II continues to evolve. It's now open 2PM to 2:30 AM seven days a week. Happy hour is 2PM to 9PM with well drinks and domestic taps for $3. After...

I dropped by on a Friday after work. I'm not going to bother describing the place because there are tons of reviews here that do as good a job as I could do. When...

I stopped in at Stars Bridgeport over the lunch hour on a Thursday. There were half a dozen customers in the place and four dancers in the rotation. Lunch was inexpensive and tasty,...

I gave Sunset Strip a try late in the afternoon on a Wednesday. There was no cover to get in at five. They have two stages, one in the middle of the room and...

I stopped in at Blush on a Wednesday evening around 8:30. It's yet another Portland dive strip bar, pretty middle of the road, with nothing in particular to distinguish it from all the other...

I arrived at Wild Orchid around 8:30 on a Tuesday evening. The place is well kept, though I'm not personally fond of the neon pink-purple motif. The main stage is a pedestal about four...

I stopped in here around 9 on a Wednesday. The place is huge and is adequately described in other reviews. There are three stages, but only one was running when I was there. They've...

Holy Smokes! I think I found the largest strippers in Portland. If PortlandDave is correct about this place being hit or miss, my trip to Club Skinn was a clean miss. I dropped in around...

The Landing Strip is a pretty typical Portland dive bar with strippers. Walk in and the pool tables are to your left, the punching bag machine is straight ahead, the bar's to your right...

There have been some recent changes at Cabaret II so I thought I'd write another review. Most of what I say here is based on visits during the afternoon or early evening and mostly...

I've been driving past this tiny place that's shaped like a whiskey jug for years. One Wednesday night around 9PM I decided to check it out. Inside there's a bar, a stage, a...

Presley's is a fairly typical Oregon dive strip bar. The interior of the building has a cramped feeling to it. It's big enough, but the space is divided up into a bunch of small...

I stopped in at Stars Salem after a somewhat disappointing visit to Presley's. Stars is an old restaurant that's been remodeled into a strip club. The interior of the Salem location is not as...

I stopped in here after an uninspiring visit to Hotties. The two clubs are within 500 feet of each other. Walk in the door and there's a guy at a little pass-through...

This is my personal favorite club in the Portland area. Most of my experience here has been during the afternoon or early evening, especially on weekends. The building has three levels surrounding a central stage...

I've been back to this club several times since my previous review and have a little better idea what it's about. As with all clubs, your mileage may vary. The cover to get in...

This place appears to be an old house that has been gutted and turned into one of the divier of Portland's dive strip clubs. The door is up some stairs, and you'll walk...

Dropped in on a Tuesday evening around 9PM. This place is a dive bar with strippers. Lots of pool tables, large bar area and a couple of stages. I got the...

I was headed toward Pallas Club when I noticed that a new club has opened up diagonally across the intersection of 136th & Powell. King's Wild seems to be a sports bar with...

As others have mentioned, this place is in the basement of a Szechuan restaurant. Rules are posted on the door as you enter: No fighting, No gang color, No weapons, No touching. ...

I'm pretty surprised to see other guys describe this place as having great lap dances. My experience was the opposite. Also, fredzee's comment that the girls can get naked because it's a...

I'm surprised that happy123happy gave this club a physical six. From what I've seen, the Stars clubs are as nice as it gets on the west side, at least in the main room....