Reviews

23 reviews by SquareCastle

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, CA

Pretty Terrible - Lack of Talent

Haven’t been in a while so decided to take the plunge again before driving back home to West LA. Hate to say it, but this place still sucks and is extremely overpriced, even for what…

2 wks ago

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

Holy Smokes This Place Sucks

★★★★★★★2.3/10

Came here last Thursday night around 9:30 pm and paid a discounted 10 dollar cover to get in. I used to come here way back in the day when it was actually a very good…

3 wks ago1

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, CA

No Longer A Young Dancer’s Club - Mediocre

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Came here a few weeks ago on a Tuesday afternoon around 4pm and paid free cover with a pass I was given last year (it’s been a while) and was given a receipt to spend…

5 mos ago4

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, CA

Same As It Ever Was…..

★★★★★★★3.3/10

It’s been a while, haven’t been to an LA strip club in well over a year but decided to drop by here on a late Friday afternoon/early evening and had a free pass that I…

10 mos ago

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

Raging Waters at Synn City Of Industry

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

Came here after a quick business landing at the Ontario airport. Grabbed my ride at overnight parking and headed straight to Synn aka the new Toys R Us for men in the city of Industry.…

2 yrs ago4

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

The Best In The Industry (For Now)

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

Decided to drop by here after a golf rendezvous on Wednesday afternoon around 3pm with minimal expectations and was pleasantly surprised. I’m not a huge fan of the city of industry as it’s more or…

2 yrs ago

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

If IHOP Were A Strip Club

★★★★★★1.7/10

Came here again at the behest of a friend who flew in from the East Coast and again, to my chagrin since I had forewarned him that this place was nothing like Scores in NY.…

2 yrs ago

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

Crashing and Burning All At Once

★★★★★★★2.3/10

What happened to this place? Last year I thought it was on the up and up and now, in just 2 months this place has imploded like the Hindenburg. Headed here after my bad experience…

2 yrs ago2

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, CA

An Utter Embarrassment to the Franchise

★★★★★★1.0/10

Dropped by here after my flight into Burbank and this was probably one of the worst visits I’ve ever had at a club. In fact, I’m embarrassed for this club as not only does the…

2 yrs ago1

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, CA

Rebuilding Phase for the Worse

★★★★★★★2.3/10

Went here last week (Tuesday 5pm) with a friend and man has this place changed, plummeted into a whole new category of awful. Granted, this place hasn’t been anywhere near as good as it was…

2 yrs ago11

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

Painfully Depressing, Overtly Exploitative, Desperate Dancers

★★★★★★★3.3/10

So some friends were in town for Thanksgiving and we decided to drop by a place that I typically don’t go to unless it’s a last resort/traffic on the freeway/nothing going on anywhere else type…

2 yrs ago2

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, CA

A Generous Mix of Both Good and Bad

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Dropped by here this past Friday night around 10pm before flying out to AZ for a quick business trip. The parking is easy here, in an open lot with plenty of flood lights everywhere which…

2 yrs ago1

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, CA

Decent Dancers, Idiotic Management

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Ok, first of all, I know you don’t need a bachelors or masters degree to be a strip club manager but geez the morons running this place take it to a whole nother level of…

2 yrs ago4

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

Back To Reality?

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Came here again on Saturday night with high expectations and hate to say that this place has fallen back to reality, again. I had a few free passes from last time hidden in my glove…

2 yrs ago4

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

New International Talent Has Finally Arrived - “Naked Showcasing To Return Soon”

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Thought I’d drop by here on Friday evening after some time away from the LA club circuit. This place in particular has recently disappointed and I wanted to make another attempt to capture the same…

2 yrs ago5

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

The Opposite of Great - Fascinatingly Depressing

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Let me just say again that this is a last resort type of club, i.e lost a bet and you have little to no money left and you want to see naked women (any type…

2 yrs ago1

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, CA

Just Isn’t For Me

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Came here on a whim Thursday afternoon after a meeting and the place was dead as usual. Door guy is always nice, gave him 20 to get in, he wanded me down and scanned my…

2 yrs ago1

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, CA

The Most Dreadful Establishment of All Time

★★★★★★1.0/10

Ok, I always ask myself this everytime I leave this place, why did I just come here (other than the fact it’s close to the airport)? This has to be THE worst strip club in…

3 yrs ago2

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

A Bit Like Choosing Sizzler over Flemings

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Went here begrudgingly this past Friday afternoon after a meeting in Rancho Cucamonga as it’s been over 2 years since I’ve been here. I used to really like COI clubs pre Covid due to the…

3 yrs ago1

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

Uncomfortable Tension In The Air Here

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Decided to drop by here on a whim yesterday evening after a client dinner at Ruth Chris Steakhouse and boy was that a mistake. I had recently had two very good experiences here back to…

3 yrs ago4

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, CA

Thought I’d give this club another chance Saturday evening before my East Coast excursion. This time, it was only slightly better than the last as it seems management has changed again along with some new…

3 yrs ago

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

Sunday Night Delight

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

After growing weary of the vapid Valley clubs which all seem to be going through major rebuilding stages right now, I decided to take a chance on this old stomping ground, which is also going…

3 yrs ago3

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, CA

I’d Rather Go to The Public Library on A Saturday Night

★★★★★★★2.7/10

Where do I start? Came in this past Saturday evening around 9:30 pm after visiting my friend in San Fernando as I thought I’d kill some time before the long way home on the other…

3 yrs ago1

Reviews

Pretty Terrible - Lack of Talent

Holy Smokes This Place Sucks

No Longer A Young Dancer’s Club - Mediocre

Same As It Ever Was…..

Raging Waters at Synn City Of Industry

The Best In The Industry (For Now)

If IHOP Were A Strip Club

Crashing and Burning All At Once

An Utter Embarrassment to the Franchise

Rebuilding Phase for the Worse

Painfully Depressing, Overtly Exploitative, Desperate Dancers

A Generous Mix of Both Good and Bad

Decent Dancers, Idiotic Management

Back To Reality?

New International Talent Has Finally Arrived - “Naked Showcasing To Return Soon”

The Opposite of Great - Fascinatingly Depressing

Just Isn’t For Me

The Most Dreadful Establishment of All Time

A Bit Like Choosing Sizzler over Flemings

Uncomfortable Tension In The Air Here

Sugar Daddy Island

Sunday Night Delight

I’d Rather Go to The Public Library on A Saturday Night

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