The Most Dreadful Establishment of All Time

Ok, I always ask myself this everytime I leave this place, why did I just come here (other than the fact it’s close to the airport)? This has to be THE worst strip club in California. Hands down. I don’t think I’ve ever been to an establishment that is as soul sucking as this place - period. And I’ve been to a lot of shit holes in my day. Came here after my flight to Vegas as the Burbank Airport is literally 10 minutes away and pulled in to an empty parking, but the club was open. If any movie producer is looking for a location to shoot a low budget horror movie, this would be the perfect place. It’s always deserted and it’s tucked in the middle of an industrial warehouse district, which is also completely deserted at night. Think the warehouse in Hostel part 1 and you’ll get an idea of how this place looks.

I asked the half asleep doorman, who oddly resembles Travis Scott, how many girls were working (rhetorical question) and he stated 7 were working - which turned out to be a big lie but touché to him as he took my 20. Hope it goes a long way for them. Walked in and there were only 2 black girls working, both of whom were solid 4s. Mind you, this is 10:30 at night when most clubs are at least somewhat lively. The “bartender” laughed when I told her that the door guy had mentioned there were 7 working. “Maybe he isn’t good with numbers” she replied. Ya, obviously. Hopefully he isn’t the one counting the register.

The cover came with a free Red Bull and drinking it was the highlight of the night here. One of the black girls quickly took to the stage when I entered so I threw her another 20 spot as there were absolutely no other patrons in this club other than myself. How does anyone make any money here? The other girl asked me if I wanted to do a 2 for 1 (40 bucks) and/or a 15 minute VIP for 120. Politely declined and walked out the door. Was going to ask the Travis Scott looking doorman about the miscount but figured it wasn’t worth the energy. The good news is I kept the 600 cash in my pocket, which was the best thing about this place.