Crashing and Burning All At Once

What happened to this place? Last year I thought it was on the up and up and now, in just 2 months this place has imploded like the Hindenburg. Headed here after my bad experience at the last club and probably should’ve just went home. I always like the valet guy here, he works his ass off sitting out in the cold for this crap hole. I empathize with him so I always tip and he lets me park right out front the door. Being a Real Madrid fan also helps. Came in and the guy let me in for free as the manager gave me a crap load of passes I had acquired from my last visit. Although, normal entry was 10 bucks on a Thursday night at midnight. Walked through the turnstile and boy what a disappointment.

The club was drab and depressing with a few dancers scattered around the club hustling for dances. The sweet Asian waitress immediately recognized me and took my order while asking me if she wanted me to bring any girls over to my table. I admire the pro-active approach and she’s always been nice but scanning the club nobody immediately caught my interest. One girl saw me secure my table which wasn’t hard to do since the club was half empty, jumped off some poor guys lap and made a b line to my table. Eastern European girl in her mid to late 30s wearing a corset that barely fit around her waist. Hustled me hard for VIP which is 235 a pop for 15 minutes. And given the selection, it’s not even close to being worth it. Politely declined and after like 5 no’s walked off and sat back on the old guys lap again. You know it’s bad when even the cashier lady with the fake implants is better looking than the dancers. And she’s about as charming as an eel.

The talent drop off for this club was heavy - very heavy since my last visit which is a shame. Most of the dancers were in the ranges of 3-5 and were either slightly overweight or looked like they had worked 4 consecutive night shifts. It was just depressing. Where did all the hot, lean and 23 inch waist girls go? This place is like what the Yankees organization is now. Stale and past its prime. For the first time, I didn’t see one 10 or even a 8. Wow. The best girl on this night was an Afro Cuban chick with butt implants. She approached me and asked if I wanted to take her in the back for some “suck and fuck” as she put it. Not particularly I said - but did inquire what the price would be out of curiosity. She mentioned 600 plus the VIP - which would total 835 out the door. Um, no. Heck no. She’s talking $$ that only an elite level, A list dancer would quote and she was barely a 7. After that just decided to cut my losses and go home. Extra cash for the valet guy outside. I’ll try again in April when they reup on the talent (hopefully). Hopefully I’ll be encouraged to spend a few k.