Reviews by Albrass

The Cabaret Sex Appeal is a downstairs club on the more run-down side of Ste Catherine Street close to the Quartier des Spectacles. Often during the major Montreal festivals the hawker outside will be encouraging…

The Caleche is one of those places that has been around forever . . .and you wonder why. The club is very casual and low key. The barman, like the most of the dancers is…

Imagine if Uday and Qusay Hussein were to design a strip club . . .it would end up looking like the Kingdom Gentleman's Club. Golden lions abound and the decor is mirrored, golden fantasy. The…

Club Bazzaz has been rebranded as Le Zipper, unfortunately it's well founded reputation as a local dive has not. This place remains an I credible waste of time and not worth the effort. Situated on Montreal's…

The Pink Paradise Is well off the beaten track of Montreal strip clubs. For the adventurous of spirit, this is a great place to visit because the rewards are well worth it. The club looks…

Hi-Liters is a great afternoon strip-club with plenty of dancers. The club is spacious, good atmosphere, with a generous stage area and ample seating. The physical layout of the club is like terns of When…

When you first approach Christies you think that you are approaching a high end jewelry retailer. The building is imposing, but not welcoming, the parking is well-lit and conveniently located in front of…

When you first approach Christies you think that you are approaching a high end jewelry retailer. The building is imposing, but not welcoming, the parking is well-lit and conveniently located in front of…

This is an out-of-the-way location, but still is within a reasonable cab-ride distance from downtown Montreal and far from the over-priced air dances found in the core of the city. The club is located on old…

This was my first visit to the Bourbon Street Circus and I went there as it is consistently rated highly on TUSCL. The club is a stand-out in all aspects, from the facility to…

I was stationed at the northern part of Phoenix and elected to visit the Candy Store. The club is a neighborhood strip club where the dancers seem to know a lot of the clients. The…

Is a smaller, neighborhood strip club. No cover when I showed up on a Friday afternoon. The beers are reasonably priced at $4.50. The dancers are not as attractive as at the higher-end clubs, but…

This club is a dive, located close to the airport on Montee de Liesse (540). The Pink Palace like most of the dancers there has seen better days. The ambience is sleazy and unclean, the…

he Downtown Club is a typical, American style strip club featuring nude dancers, a full service bar and private contact dances. I went to the club after a hockey game at the Bell Center, which…

The Source is an out-of-the-way club far away from the bright lights of Montreal. It is located on the West Island and is well situated for those staying near the airport. The club is sited…

This was my first visit to Club Fantasy, I think I enjoyed the experience but would summarize it as awkward. This is not a strip club; it is a hostess club where you buy the…

Sam's Hof Brau is a rollicking, wild and noisy place on a Saturday night. The club features topless stage dances and bikini lap dances. The vibe of this place is local bar meets strip club.…

This was my second visit to this club, both visits were on a Friday afternoon when I was driving to Kansas City for the week-end. The club is readily accessible from I-70. As with my…

This was my first visit to Kamasutra which is just off the Prince Arthur tourist area. It is located in what appears to be a back alley (St. Dominique) and the entrance is marked, but…

Champions has been mainstay of the Laval scene for many years. The building looks like an early sixties fast food / take-out joint. You have to buzz into the club and a tip of $3…

Visited Les Deeses on a Friday night it was very busy with large, boisterous, younger crowd enjoying the dancers. There were between 20 and 25 dancers many very attractive and a few 9 and 10's.…

Made two visits on a Saturday to my favorite Montreal hangout, Cleos. The Cafe Cleopatra is located along the former red light of Boulevard St. Laurent, and is a the lone holdout against the pending…

It was a dark and humid night as I approached the Out House outside Lawrence, Kansas. This place is truly in the middle of nowhere surrounded by a maze (pun intended) of ripening corn fields.…