Sam's Hof Brau is a rollicking,...

Sam's Hof Brau is a rollicking, wild and noisy place on a Saturday night. The club features topless stage dances and bikini lap dances. The vibe of this place is local bar meets strip club. The cliental is varied, reflecting the neighborhood and the close proximity to Downtown LA. You will see a healthy mix of Hispanic, heavily tattooed, street-wise folks, and straight-laced business men coming to visit after a long a day at the office. There were also a large number of couples and small group of girls, who tipped well and received great personal attention from the dancers.

The club has reasonably priced, $5, valet parking, highly recommended since the area appears dodgy, especially at night.

The girls are abundant and tatted, the archetype here is not Girl Next Door, but rather Suicide Girl. There were around 30 - 40 girls roaming the club, all were approachable, friendly and eager to please. The stage shows are terrific with a lot of stage tipping and raining bills. Many girls offered an impromptu lap dance, sliding from the stage onto your lap, if the tips were sufficiently generous. There were no bored, eager to-get-off-the-stage dancers, which is a welcome change from most strip clubs. The ladies were selling it and many appeared to be having good time trying to part as many dollars as possible from the patrons. Several of the girls looked like they could use a rake to gather their earnings. Although touching of the dancers is prohibited as stated by the signage; a dollar, or two tip will give you a good boob smothering or a close up view of a girl's pussy, or ass (covered). There are often 4-6 girls on the stage at the same time, each vying for attention with aggressive booty shaking and suggestive maneuvering for tips. If you are an ass man, this club is for you. There is no set limit for the number of dances that a dancer will perform; they will stay on stage for as long as the tips are good, perhaps there is a maximum limit of stage dances per girl.

Lap dances are given in an open area towards the front of the club. The dances, although not nude, or topless, are great. For $10 a dance, your hands are free to roam and all of he girls give good grind, great booty shaking and some dancers will provide some casual stroking to enhance your enjoyment.

I went to this club based on the reviews in TUSCL. I was so impressed by the girls, the attention and the club, that I returned twice more. For unbridled fun, Sam’s Hof Brau ranks high on my all-time favorite list.