It was a dark and humid...

It was a dark and humid night as I approached the Out House outside Lawrence, Kansas. This place is truly in the middle of nowhere surrounded by a maze (pun intended) of ripening corn fields. Thank goodness for the GPS which urged me on despite the road turning from asphalt to gravel. Like the movie, Field of Dreams, this place is a fantasy come true. Membership to the club on a Saturday night is $20.

The place is nondescript with two small stages, bench seating along the walls and armless chairs with small cafe tables. The music is loud, much smoke and the bathrooms barely acceptable. It is a BYOB affair, so plan accordingly.

The girls are very friendly and attentive. The minute you sit down you will be approached, often by sitting on your lap while they make small conversation and offering a taste of what to expect for a lap dance. Usually small talk at a SC is pretty numbing, but several of the girls carried themselves well conversationally. It is great to be in a college town where the women are both smart and very hot.

There are two options for a lap dance. The first option is a lap dance in the club, which offers little privacy but pretty good mileage. For $20 you receive a good grind, topless, lap dance any you may touch the dancer's breasts and ass. I enjoyed several of these dances fro three young ladies and enjoyed them immensely. The second option is a nude dance in the VIP area for $30. Access to the VIP area necessitates purchasing a wrist band for $10. The VIP area is very small and on a Saturday night it can be uncomfortably busy. YMMV, but the dancers offered good grind and good attention to things that might arise

Bring plenty of cash since the burn rate is very high. I am looking forward to returning to the Out House on my next trip to the KC / Lawrence area.