Comments by grand1511 (page 11)

You do take your mask off before you go down on her, right?

Using the ATM at the club must be in there somewhere.

Keep it honest: "Cumming soon."

My rankings ATM 1) DTC 2) Seville (but just for floor fun) 3) Rick's 4) Rhino

This is a terrific game. Good shooting; amazing passing; big defensive stops. And now OT!

3-some + Super 8 = 11

That Oral Roberts/Arkansas game Saturday night was pretty darn good, too. I think Bill Walton must have had a basketball induced orgasm after the UCLA win yesterday. It would be nice to see Gonzaga complete a perfect season, especially with all the extra hurdles this year.

O cum all ye faithful

@Heellover: phone girl is in Minneapolis. And despite all her cliches, I also found out she plays shortstop on softball teams and is a big softball/baseball fan. She showed me her Twins logo tatoo to prove it. And she could keep up with the lingo of the game. Where were the girls like that when I was "playing the field?"

I had a long weekend in St. Louis about five years ago and made the trip to Washington Park to check things out. Yeah, most of the clubs are dumps, but I felt very safe on a Saturday night and the girls, while not model material, were fun to talk and play with. It's at least a one-time checkout experience for any monger.

Last night within about eight minutes of table conversation with a dancer she informed me her birthday was in 3 days, she just lost her phone and totaled her car a week ago. Not sure how that totals up for points, but it was a concentrated burst of stripper cliches!

These all date back to the '90s as well for me in Minneapolis in either Buns & Roses or Dreamgirls clubs. Got an autographed Polaroid of Raquel Darrian with her sitting on my lap and me squeezing her tits. Also got a Polariod of Selena Steele sitting in my lap upside down doing the splits and my chin just above her wide open pussy. Took a lot of tongue control on my part. But the best moment was with Lene' Hefner at Dreamgirls. Sitting at the stage, I was on the stool in the farthest corner. Next to me were two college girls. The one directly next to me put out a nice tip. Lene' came, positioned herself so no one else the room (except me) could she her slip her panties to the side and pull the girl's face hard into her pussy. And the girl went to down munching for longer than the usual stage tip time. I also got a set of 3 lap dances from Lene' later that night, too. They were very high mileage with some amazing dirty talk. A few years ago, Sheena Shaw was living part-time in Minneapolis and was a semi-regular dancer at Choice. I didn't know she was a porn star until we chatted at the club and she was very open and positive about her experiences in the business. Got some great, but no extras, VIP time with her. Then went home and looked her up on Porn Hub and discovered my time with her was kindergarten compared to the Ph.D. stuff she does on camera!

Gee, who knew that getting into porn would increase your exposure to slime balls?

I think he's auditioning for a spot on the New England Patriots.

Guliani couldn't even find this!