Comments by chiefwiggum

The money spent here would have went a long way at Landing Strip and similar tier clubs, and with just about every girl at Flight Club.

I haven't been here in a bit, but this place lately is a late night club (past 12am) for a while. Things may have changed. This and 390 ebb and flow a lot. One weekend it's party town. The next it's dead and girls are a 6 at best. I do admit that 390 is more consistent this past year. I don't find extras as easy here as 390, but there may be all new talent. Generally speaking, extras are cheaper here, YMMV.

I'm shocked that this place stays open. It has to be one of the worst in the area. I've read other terrible reviews of other places, but I haven't been to those places. I come here on a lark/bet and it's terrible every time.

If you go before 7-7:30 good chance you get in for free. You can also try bribing the door person for $10-20. If there's a crowd, forget about it

again not a big fan of the fake boobs, but hell yeah

IME, Atlantis extras are cheaper, but it's getting to find the girl that makes it difficult. 390 used to be really difficult, but these reports make it sound easier. To be fair, the girls that offered extras at 390 were at best a hard 6, so no partake on my part.

IMO, day is better. Get there around 12. Lately, it hasn't been that busy. If you don't see anything you like by 3-4 bail. Go get dinner/take a break. Girls don't start getting there until 7 at least. They have staggered shifts, at times, between night and day shift, often there are few girls actually working. It used to be the best girls came out on Wednesday. Lately, not as much (though my last trip (2 months ago) broke the trend). Dances are much shorter on Wednesday.

It was all dead -- well, chill at best, my last trip. Coli was really dead. Landing Strip was the best and it was average. On average, I found Landing Strip to the partiest of the bunch.

I've seen the most at BTs (which is to say, not a lot). 1 or 2 at Coli over the years, same with Landing Strip, all middle easterners. My last trip, I might have seen one at Coli and maybe landing strip, either way, neither were attractive.

pass, but rest of body looks good

How was the pasties situation?

It's been a while since I've been here, but I sincerely doubt anything extra happens. The tissues are promising :) If there are extras, is probably Vegas level pricing.

I thought first 2 rounds went to Tyson and I dare say Jake feared his power. After that, Tyson had nothing left in the tank and wasn't walking right. The few clips I saw of Tyson training told me he didn't belong in the right. I made a boatload of money on Jake and I really don't like the dude. However, no one wants to see an old man get his ass beat (even though Tyson is jacked). Jake was looking for respect and I think he earned it. However, I still don't think he's a good boxer.

Face 7 (not my preference) body is 10, hell yeah, smash

$2k is like traveling (sort of) high end prostitutes. I don't do OTC, but either way, I'm not paying more than $400. Plenty of 9/10s for $400. And, why yes, I am a cheap bastard.

I don't know if touching is heavily encouraged, but it's not totally discouraged...just saying.

Three adjectives I would never expect to see from a review of Bogarts: Amazing, great, and 10 rating for the girls.

Wednesday used to be when the talent came out, but it hasn't been that way for a while now (I'm also out of town a lot, so maybe I'm missing out). The caveat to Wednesday is that the songs are much shorter.

Northwest Indiana is terrible now. Nothing worth going to. I sincerely doubt any offer at any club, well, at least for ITC activities.

Thanks for the review. I saw some promising reviews that made me re-think my personal ban on this place, but it looks like things have not changed at all. One would think of all the corruption in Chicago, and Cook County in general, there would be more or at least better strip clubs. My guess, judging from my friend who wanted to flip abandoned or otherwise destroyed homes, the pay for play fee is just too high.

I haven't done VIP here in a while, but you have to be more specific. If you ask what's available, 8/10 you'll get the more privacy answer. IME, the girls that are upfront are average looking.

I do not like Gaetz. I think he's creepy and a prick and I think he ousted Kevin McCarthy (who I thought reasonable, at least as much as Johnson) for no reason. I also didn't follow this closely, but there didn't seem to be a good reason other than Gaetz throwing a temper tantrum and take focus off his investigation. I also think this is a troll pick in which case, I do have to laugh a little bit. This is why we cannot take our government, any government, seriously. I wish there was a better way for the real serious, qualified people to run, not this clown show we get year after year,

Even though I do play instruments, i'm not much of a musician. I don't really follow musicians either, but I have been fortunate to see both Eddie and Andy live. My vote goes for Andy.

I'm bad with cup sizes, but with Bridgette I would say a B, she's fit, and her proportions are in line with her heigh; Noelle, is bigger, like a big B or C, shorter slightly thicker.

@flash: they have a car suspended in the ceiling. I've noticed it before but quickly forgot about it, many times (this must be some sort of psycho phenomenon). I've heard of it coming down on the stage, but never seen it done. @JM10: the latinas weren't as good looking, but they were the most natural and thinnest of the bunch on average. Most were short with light brown or blond hair (mostly brown). Even though I spoke Spanish to them, I got the feeling they were all about business. They worked the room more than the other girls, but not by much. Hottest latinas, imo, is in South Florida (not Tootsies).