Posts by MondoGoGo

The way I look at it is shit tons of women on parade and you know some of 'em gotta be looking for dick. Given that the one thing I've consistently been called throughout my life is a DICK…

I like to drive fast, that much is true, and I hate it when turds clog up the left lane, that much is also true but I am a skillful driver and pride myself on the fact that I have…

I had lunch with a dancer friend of mine and during the conversation I asked her how business was. She replied that it was very slow then she offered this pearl of insight..."I think that internet porn is partly…

I'm going to see Paul Riser at a comedy club in Maryland this weekend and it made me think of all the comedians I've seen over the years (Carlin, Pryor, Murphy, Dangerfield, Leary, Crystal, Williams, Rock, Kinison, and a shit…

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, Know when to walk away and know when to run. You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's…

So my 17yo son and I are driving along when "Hotel California" by the Eagles (a popular rock and roll band from the late 70's for you young bucks out there {wink}) comes on. He reaches out and cranks…

About 5 years ago my ATF decided that she wanted to get preggers so she married her SO and moved on (I haven't heard from or seen her since so I assume that she's still out of circulation). Shortly…

Man loses life savings on carnival game http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/carnival-life-savings-135411650.html?vp=1 A New Hampshire man who thought he had a decent ball toss says he lost his life savings—or about $2,600—playing a carnival game he claims was rigged. Henry Gribbohm told WBZ-TV that he was attempting…

I stumbled across this article and thought that should be filed under the heading of "No Shit Sherlock". Economists Nail It: You Can Never Be Too Rich http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-04-29/economists-nail-it-you-can-never-be-too-rich "I just spoke with Justin Wolfers, co-author of a short but important new paper…

I travel a bit, mostly domestic, but a couple times a year I go OCONUS (Outside the CONtinental US) and while my clubbing experience in North America is extensive I've only hit a handful of clubs overseas. Namely I've…

"Thar she blows!" Or more acurately "He" because in the vast majority of cases the whale is likely to be male not female but being savvy veterians you knew that already didn't you. Last night I was at Baby…

So in his post about himself (an interesting trend around here recently) Rell reveled that he's in sales and I have to admit that it made me curious in a broader sense to know what y'all do for a living…