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10 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
"I can't explain falling in love with someone I had never even met but it happened."
No, it didn't. Love is not and exchange of emails. Love is whole lot more. What you have is infatuation. So does she.
Dude, you are being played. She just wants someone to play with when its convenient for her. And she feels good making believe she has a secret lover, or whatever she has in her mind about you. She's lying. If she lies once, she can lie anytime. She's lying.
Love is when you meet someone, and over lots of time together you learn who the person really is, the truth, and you build a commitment and a caring and a whole lot of other stuff. Unfortunately, in this twisted age of electronic communication and Facebook and shit people are believing this insane BS that people they never met face to face are their friends and lovers. Don't fall for it.
If you're smart, you'll run the other way as fast as you can. There are far too many fine ladies in this world to worry about some insanity like this.
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10 years ago
Bullwinkle is right. Absolutely.
She's a stripper, and she's a woman. Which means, by definition, she's got emotional conflicts that you and I will never understand. She doesn't love you. She will never love you. She may not even be capable of really loving someone. She wants a handsome white knight to take her away, and she's stuck with losers who only want a hot stripper.
But she also wants happiness, and is trying to find ways to be happy in the shitty life she finds herself in. So if the mood strikes her, she might feel better by making believe you're her love. But she knows you're not. So then she pulls back.
Remember this:
If a woman can somehow be convinced to like you, she can just as easily be convinced not to like you.
She might get caught up in a moment for some reason you'll never understand, but just as easily it passes.
Forget her. Forever. She doesn't love you. She probably doesn't really like you. And she almost certainly doesn't respect you, because you're a loser who goes to strip clubs. I'm sorry, but that's the truth. And honestly, would you give a shit about her if she wasn't a hot stripper? Of course not. If she was ugly you'd bolt in a heartbeat.
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Art sez: "Only the robust demand in the growing economies of Asia and Africa is keeping the price of my products at such a healthy level."
So, Art, riddle me this...
Since many nations in Africa boast the highest fertility rates on the planet (African women pop out between 4 and 7 kids EACH), the FarmerArt plan to save the world would be to encourage immigration from Africa to the US, right? You not only increase US population and therefore demand for products and services, you also generate more babies within the US because of those fertile African women.
But wait, now the "growing African economy" you're relying on for your gasoline demand dissolves. And instead you have a population of incredibly poor Africans in the US, who will require huge expenditures in social services and support.
Oh, wait, maybe you meant importing only wealthy people from other countries, who aren't as fertile. Which means you're back to the same problem of 2.1 babies produced per female.
Hmmm...this isn't working out too well is it?
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
"As usual you display the attitude of a child."
Because I changed my mind and decided not to drop the topic. Attitude of a child. Okay..yeah, I guess you're right...
Thanks for "calling me on my bullshit".
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
"If a population stops growing because of a lack of fertility then immigration is the only way to continue population growth."
No, it is not.
You increase the amount of babies produced. Just ask the Catholic Church how to do that. Many countries raise children to believe that you need 10 children or else you're strange. And much of that was due to Catholic and other missionaries instilling that belief in order to grow the church.
Another is to outlaw the production of birth control pills. If it's really that big of a concern to you, then again consult with the Catholic Church.
Immigration does not solve your problem, it just shifts the problem to another country. And since we are in a global economy, that does nobody any good. If the US fails, or Japan fails, or China fails, what happens to the rest of the world? Not good.
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Changed my mind. Is that not allowed? Do you have a real problem with it? Or you just ran out of ammunition, so you were looking for any mud you could find to sling my way? Yeah, I think that's it... :)
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
"I thought you were leaving so the adults could discuss among ourselves?"
Good response. Bravo. Not as good as "head up your ass", but nice try.
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10 years ago
"I think you have a serious problem of just spouting off shit that has nothing to do with the actual thread."
Huh?? Isn't that the primary rule for posting in this forum? Spouting off shit that has nothing to do with the actual thread? Isn't that what everyone does?
And yes, it has everything to do with the thread. The percentage of customers who nut from a lap dance is the topic, correct? It was based on a discussion with a dancer who said 60% correct? And that obviously has a great deal to do with the type of lap dance performed, correct?
If you assume all lap dances are air dances, but guys are still nutting in their pants, then yes, 60% seems crazy. However, my point is that the 60% figure becomes far more reasonable if you consider that maybe this was a high mileage dancer who knew how to get guys off, and did something between an air dance and what I described.
How do you get it?
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10 years ago
So has anyone figured out what the "pompatus of love" is? Maurice?
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
"Minnow, interesting points but flawed."
Ummm, no. His points are not flawed solely because he mixed up some totally irrelevant population growth numbers related to a totally irrelevant and irrational argument proposed by Art. Whether the required growth rate is 0.7% or 2.1 or 5,673 it's all totally irrelevant.
What's really relevant is slavery and WWII and climbing Everest and Olympic Gold. That's what's really important. :)
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10 years ago
You mean you guys tell strippers the truth? Really? Name, occupation, whatever?
Why?
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10 years ago
Once again, I do realize that this site is apparently populated by Viagra-toting, older men who are poster children for erectile dysfunction...however...
As I've said before, if you cannot nut "in your pants" from a very hot girl sliding her hands inside your pants and jacking you off while she grinds her butt on your bone and at the same time you're latched on to her massive tits, and then she flips around and wraps them same tits around your bone and gives you an explosive titty fuck, then I suggest you've got some serious problems.
That my friends is a real lap dance, and if you aren't getting that, or something like it, then you're not getting a real lap dance.
Now, if you insist on believing that guys who cum during a lap dance are only receiving no-touch air dances, and a breeze happens to blow across their crotch, causing them to nut, then you are seriously mistaken. I suggest you visit a real VHM lap dance club.
Sorry to intrude...continue pounding your chests and proclaiming how macho you are cuz you're virtually impotent.
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Holy crap...minnow...bravo dude.
Can't remember when I've seen such intelligence and rationality posted here. Not sure I get it all since I haven't had my coffee yet, but wow, I'm impressed.
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10 years ago
Oh, and Seattle. Hell it used to have some excellent high mileage clubs with hot dancers, but that all died years ago and I don't think it ever came back.
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10 years ago
"Wide spread and open availability of extras seems to be a regional thing."
Exactly. And also a very cyclical thing, as well as political. And personally I think in large part even a generational thing.
We all know of cities that have gone thru mileage cycles, based on things like political atmosphere. Just look at Phoenix for example. At one time it was super high mileage in many clubs, then it went thru a drought, and only in recent years has mileage returned. Tampa was the same way for a while.
Hell, New York City at one time in the distant past had some insane clubs for all kinds of crazy stuff, out in the open. But now it's shut down tighter than, well, something that's very tight.
Even club ownership can change things drastically.
Personally, in the LA area I see things moving into a bit of a drought in terms of hot dancers and high mileage. Doesn't mean you can't find it, but it just seems to be getting much tougher to get good value in the clubs.
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Art, it's very simple. You said "USA needs more immigrants" because we're not producing enough people. And you proposed immigration to help that. And I pointed out that's irrational, which it clearly is.
And for some reason it causes you to say *I* have my head up my ass.
How about "hmmm, j40, I didn't consider that. I guess you're right, my suggestion is kind of stupid. And yeah, it is totally irrelevant to the discussion".
Or is that too much for you?
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Art, it's fine to call people names, but what you posted is basically irrational and irrelevant.
Why?
Because what you are describing is, apparently, a worldwide trend of not producing, in net, enough people to replace existing people. And what you are proposing is that you merely shuffle people, via immigration, from one country to another so that the latter country can boast a higher population growth, while the former country loses its growth rate.
What the fuck difference does it make? If the world will run out of people in 5,000 years, then shuffling people from one country to another doesn't solve anything.
What solve the problem is that either less people die (not likely) or people produce more kids. Moving people from one country to another increases on country's growth rate, but it also decreases another's. What the fuck good is that?
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
"Trends like these are very difficult to reverse. The truth is: USA needs more immigrants."
Wow. When you really, really have nothing else to worry about, you worry about the population of your country in 5,000 years.
Art, the US population is growing something like .7% per year, with a total population of about 300 million people. That's a growth of over 2 million people each year. Not enough for you?
Thanks Art, for your insightful input. Geezus.
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10 years ago
"Anybody remember Maureen O'Hara? If still alive she would be in her 80s or 90s. Hottest redhead in the history of the world."
Ummm, okay, well, seriously... NO ! I mean, not even close.
And if you really want to lose your lunch, take a look at some recent fotos of her. I'm sure she's a nice lady, but damn she didn't age well.
Art, go stand in the corner and don't come out until you're ready to apologize.
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Okay, well, it's been great discussing this with you guys, but at this point I can't even figure out what the fuck most of you are saying. Maybe it makes some sort of sense to you guys, but as far as I can tell it's just some strange rambling nonsense.
So, discuss among yourselves... :)
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10 years ago
Sorry guys...a glaring error in my list.
One of the top 3 hottest women on the planet:
Armie Field
Holy shit, this chick is hot and NASTY !!! A body that is made for getting fucked.
Now, as far as the guys who think fake tits are "grotesque" or whatever. Honestly, I've always thought that the only people who call big, fake tits "grotesque" are flat, ugly women who are so fucking jealous of hot girls with big tits that they find reasons to knock them down.
Maybe I'm wrong, but I can't imagine a male not liking big tits, whether natural, implants whatever. Who gives a shit if they're man-made?
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10 years ago
"The beauty of fucking older women is that you actually can say, I broke that bitch's back last night."
I have to hand it to you Mr. Spic, you're one funny guy... :) :)
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
jester, umm...
Yeah, whatever. I have no idea what you're trying to say. But if it makes sense to you, then I suppose that's all that matters.
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10 years ago
Yeah, both are pretty women. But I have two distinct classifications: Pretty and HOT. Those two are very pretty. But I wouldn't call them hot.
When you see a "pretty" girl, your brain says, "wow, she's pretty". But when you see a HOT girl, your dick stands at attention and you want to fuck her brains out.
I guess I'm weird that way.
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
"It's ridiculous to suggest that people want to come to this country because they don't want to fix their own."
Again. Speechless.