Comments by ClubExpert

I've never really lied to strippers just to inflate my ego, my reality is more interesting then a lie anyway.

Craigslist and Backpage are controlled email scammers now. It's not even worth trying anymore.

I like the new looks. It's long overdue.

My condolences to you.

I'd love to see a 3D porno.

It's not racists when things happen to whites...This seems to be the new rule.

Friday the 13th is nothing but a lame superstition. Go and get that HJ.

I went to Carnival in Brazil once and let me just give you guys a warning: AIDS CITY!

Luckily no.

I stripped once groped me while saying, "ooh you're so hard" while I was completely flaccid. You can never tell.