Posts by MrDeuce

http://titsandsass.com/pop-quiz-can-you-do-this-stripper-math/#more-18279 This stripper math is harder than you might think!

http://thechive.com/2015/09/16/exotic-dancers-reveal-their-gnarliest-stories-12-photos/?_branch_match_id=164199085237114821#.kbqekh:3I8W

I'm bummed tonight. I found out a few hours ago that a beautiful stripper named M*, with whom I enjoyed three wonderful VIP sessions between January and May, was found dead of a heroin overdose on Labor Day.…

These questions are primarily directed at Hispanic TUSCLers. If you prefer scrambled eggs with catsup to huevos rancheros or think Taco Bell is Mexican food, I don't much care what you have to say on this subject. Do Hispanics in…

This question is primarily directed at black TUSCLers. Those of you who are melanin-deficient are of course free to chime in, but I don't much care what you have to say on this subject. In my 60ish years on this…

Let's say a friend of mine sometimes requires pharmaceutical assistance to achieve full bonerosity. Let's further assume that a couple of times in the past he has ordered generic Viagra for around a dollar a pill from the website…

I can't compete with these studs claiming "I had 7 orgasms in one night" or "I fucked strippers 5 days in a row", but I did just establish a personal record: SCOREs the last 4 days in a row.…

Where have you been to topless beaches? I'll start: topless only: U.S. (Sarasota, Austin), England, Netherlands, Switzerland, France, Monaco, Italy, Czech Republic, Hungary, Turkey, Israel, Thailand some topless, some nude: Denmark, Germany, Austria, Spain, Croatia, Greece In a sense,…

Ellie Kemper (Erin on "The Office" and Tess in "Sex Tape") proposes some less-than-ideal blowjobs: http://www.collegehumor.com/video/1183463/derrick-comedy-blowjob

At one of the divier clubs in Indianapolis yesterday afternoon, a beautiful dancer sat down with me and start discreetly playing with my dick under the table, telling me how glad she was that I wore shorts and how glad…

Warning: These videos and pics are for lovers of big boobs only! Charlotte McKinney is our girl of summer: https://thescene.com/watch/gq/charlotte-mckinney-is-our-girl-of-summer If you live on the west coast, you saw her Carl's Jr commercial during the Super Bowl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WTA_8waxTo And apparently…

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ifhwx_c-est-cool-d-etre-petit_fun Original title (in Romanian, at end of video): It's advantageous to be young! My title: Horny little bastards grow up to be horny big bastards