Reviews by farmerart

After two days of jousting with the bureaucrats of the National Energy Board I was in need of serious stress relief in the form of booze and hot girls. I hailed a cab and...

I was enticed into visiting this club by a couple of spicy tuscl reviews. I did NOT have that kind of experience. The dancers were of a low attractiveness level and many were blasted...

My visit to Bogarts last summer was so grim that I vowed never to return. However, the chance to meet Detroit tuscl guru, vincemichaels, easily helped to change my mind. I arrived before vince...

My visit to Henry's north ended much earlier than expected so I drove down here to see if respected Detroit tuscl guru vincemichaels' opinion that Subi's is a 'little gem' was correct. I bit...

I am a big fan of Henry's South but on this trip to Detroit I wanted to check out Henry's North. The two clubs are very similar, this one being the smaller of the...

This is a very glitzy club, associated I think, with the famous Treasures in Houston. Very elegant multi-level main stage viewed from the main floor and the upper floor. Bars and tables on each...

I visited this club mainly to see how it compared to its sister clubs in the Cabaret group (Cannonball, Million Dollar, Locomotion). I have now completed the Cabaret Group quadractor.<p> Same kind of building...

Aaaaaah. The good ol' Cannonball! I started thinking about this visit about five seconds after my plane took off in Paris taking me back to Canada. I was really twitchy by the time the...

This review is for a visit about ten days ago. The Orange is located in the heart of Vancouver's Downtown Eastside, an area reported to be the poorest postal code in Canada. After dark,...

I had some time to kill waiting for a flight to Vancouver and this seemed as good a place as any to do it. This club has had trouble in the past with underage...

I have been dropping into this club rather regularly since my visit in mid August. This post is more an update than a review since the private dancing is still evolving at this club....

I liked this club a great deal. Of all the Alberta clubs I have visited this is the best place I have seen. The club is located in downtown Red Deer, a mid-sized city...

I had to slip into Edmonton for some welding rods and, as if by magic, the F-150 parked in front of this club. It is located in a mixed residential/light industrial area of Edmonton...

My aimless wanderings in retirement took me to Drayton Valley so a stop at this club was in order. To my great surprise I find the club has never been reviewed so a newbie...

Bored to tears in retirement, I accepted a job from an old buddy that meant spending a few days at his company's yard in Nisku. That inevitably led to spending some time at this...

After an evening of booze and bullshit with old oil patch cronies I finished off my night at this club, my first visit in well over 25 years. The old French Maid was really...

I understand this club and Bogart's <my previous evening's dead spot> have common ownership so I was prepared for disappointment. The cover charge was $3 as I entered a scruffy non-descript interior. I made...

A nap replenished my energy after my exertions at H8S and I headed to this glitzy garishly lit building that gave all indications from the outside of providing a fine experience inside. $6 valet...

This is the last stop on my stay in the GTA. This is an interesting building - maybe an old theatre? No valet fee or cover charge. Beer is the usual insane price<$9>. The...

This another of the action clubs in the GTA. It is in a warehouse style building converted to this use in a light industrial area of Brampton. No valet or cover charge. Large main...

Grubby litter strewn parking lot with a dozen imposing black SUVs and a guy and a girl screaming obscenities at each other. Grubby litter strewn entrance way leads to old warehouse style building converted to...

I visited this place after a post business meeting meal at a restaurant further up Yonge Street. Many bottles of Bordeaux were consumed during that meal so my memories of the Brass Rail's specifics...

This the sort of place I am familiar with from my days of chasing down missing roughnecks, jughustlers, and toolpushes during my early years in the Western Canadian oil patch. This is the prototypical...

I stopped for lunch here at the Coliseum as I was leaving Detroit. I was also praying for a sweet "dessert". No cover charge when I entered but the usual valet fee applied <$6...