I had to slip into Edmonton...

I had to slip into Edmonton for some welding rods and, as if by magic, the F-150 parked in front of this club. It is located in a mixed residential/light industrial area of Edmonton - very safe. On site and street parking is available. No cover charge during the afternoon but I am sure that one applies at night. The club features a large dumbbell-shaped stage and elevated games area and bar to one side.

I sat at the bar and flirted outrageously with the luscious bartender, a lady in possession of a particularly pithy vocabulary. We made a game of composing the most outlandish obscenities we could conjure up until I had to divert my attention to the stage for a very interesting show. The dancer made skillful use of the pole and also used a trapeze-like ring suspended from the ceiling. She performed the naked splits using the ring. Imagine if you can that gyno shot five feet above your face. That image will be embedded in my brain until Alzheimer's wipes it away. The dancer did all this for an audience of maybe a half dozen guys!

Lap dancing is available - $30 per. I chose one of the two girls available for our favourite activity. The lap dance area is situated in a curious spot, just inside the main entrance. We get there and my lady realizes she has forgotten the key.