I understand this club and Bogart's...

I understand this club and Bogart's <my previous evening's dead spot> have common ownership so I was prepared for disappointment. The cover charge was $3 as I entered a scruffy non-descript interior. I made a bee-line for the bar and got my first $6.75 MGD. The usual uninteresting stage show was underway but the performer was an interesting looking blond MILF with a spectacular set of natural breasts. I immediately headed stage side for a stevie. After taking the washington she put one hand on the back of my head and forced as much of one breast into my mouth as would fit. With her other hand she took one of my hands down to her groin, pulled the G-string aside and commanded me to "Get busy". When I regained consciousness from this vicious assault, I limped back to the bar on three legs to my MGD. When her stage set finished she joined me at the bar and resumed abusing me.

As the abuse continued she grabbed my hand and pulled me to the miserable VIP area <$10 entrance fee>.

A "meaningful" encounter followed shortly thereafter. She seemed to be happy with a franklin but no bargaining had preceded this episode.