I visited this place after a...

I visited this place after a post business meeting meal at a restaurant further up Yonge Street. Many bottles of Bordeaux were consumed during that meal so my memories of the Brass Rail's specifics are unclear i.e. cover charge, drink prices, VIP charges <I am pretty sure I didn't pay this fee>, lap dance prices <does $20-$25 sound right?>. I used a cab so I don't know about any valet fees. sorry about the incomplete info.

Coming to Brass Rail after midnight dressed in an expensive suit means you are going to get swarmed by the girls. I do remember that there were lots of them and my hazy memory says that they were all gorgeous. I paid no attention to the stage show because I was actively shopping for takeout to my hotel. I had no inhibitions wandering the room soliciting the girls. Most answers were "no" but I did find three willing to do business. Two were priced so outrageously high as to be dismissed out of hand. C., the third lady, took me to the lap dance area <tiny cramped cubicles> for a foretaste. And very tasty it was indeed! No defense offered anywhere to my greedy hands and fingers. I was soon ready to leave when C. dropped the bombshell that takeout was now NOT available. I left angry and frustrated limping out of the club on three legs.

Girls were lovely but beware of the occasional ROB. If I come here during next year's Toronto trip, I resolve to be sober.