Posts by farmerart

While I was in business I made uncountable trips from Calgary to Houston on oil business. I always detested the city of Houston and the ridiculous humidity. I would get business done and hop the…

New to hobby - equipment still works mostly when asked to perform. Question is about size. I am not as thick as I was 40 years ago. Will the magic pill restore me to my…

An Ontario judge just issued an interesting decision. In effect, she legalized solicitation for the purposes of prostitution, brothels, and pimping. Prostitution itself has long been legal in Canada. This judge has given the Ontario…

I just checked the website of my favourite Calgary club to see if a road trip is in order this week. Two of the dancers were sporting particularly outrageous nicknames; "Justin Cyder" "Helen Bedd" Anybody top these with…

Last night in a blue collar club (and before I had been observed spending on lappers) I was approached for dances by one of the girls. She didn't interest me but we chatted for a…

Barely four months into this hobby I have been "outed" as a SC monger. One of my old oil patch buddies was looking for a place to take some out-of-Calgary clients for some male fun.…

Returning to Rancho farmerart this afternoon, I came upon a young lady with a stalled car on an isolated rural road. She was in a state of tears and was so grateful that a handy…

One of my hobbies allowing me to kill some time in retirement is metal sculpting. It gives me some exercise and allows me to use my metal bashing and welding skills acquired during my early…

To fend off a hustling dancer I once used this line: "I am gay. Just hanging out with some hetero friends who are off getting lap dances." She quickly retorts: "The way you are ogling Miss Titsy up…