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13 years ago
"Do they still have 2 for 1's?"
Yes Steve, but in Heaven the girls pay you double for the privilege of dancing for you.
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13 years ago
If you can get in contact with her, tell her she'd better stop or you're going to tell club management.
Then tell club management anyway, that'll teach that cunt.
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13 years ago
Ha, like anyone on this site would be taken by God to Heaven.
However, I'm sure we'll get VIP seating in Hell.
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13 years ago
And Germans are called uptight?
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13 years ago
"All reports say that this was strictly a 'kill' operation. Well executed operation in that light."
I don't think that was a bad idea. If Bin Laden were captured it would be too much hassle. He probably wouldn't talk, and even if he did, he wouldn't know a lot about the operations of the terrorists we're interested in, seeing as years on the run have kept him away from many of the major operations of Al Qaeda.
Second, every terrorist in the world would be trying to stage a jailbreak for him.
Third, if he were brought to trial he would either use it as a propaganda mouthpiece and we would be accused of running a kangaroo court against him. This would also be incredibly expensive and this country doesn't need to waste any more time and money on bullshit trials.
Anyone else kind of peeved that he was buried at sea according to Islamic tradition? I would have loved to see his corpse desecrated in the manner Islam considers worse. I don't know what that would be, perhaps left to rot in a vat of pig fat with used tampons shoved into his mouth.
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13 years ago
May his death have been slow, and his trip to Hell quick.
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13 years ago
Hey guys, just got back from my weekend, thanks for the advice. This chick was by far the dirtiest I've ever been with, think a real life Tory Lane. She asked me to do stuff I thought girls only did in porn because they were getting paid, not because they wanted to in real life, like pulling her hair, getting it naturally conditioned, and getting slapped in the face.
Tommy, your porn idea was golden. Not The Bradys XXX: Pussy Power really got her hooked with the humor, then got her horny with the sex. I am definitely using that DVD again next chance I get.
Thanks again for the advice.
P.S. she also decided that she wants to arrange a threesome with another girl and me sometime in the future. Fingers crossed!
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13 years ago
I was kidding Realist, I personally find Max Hardcore's work disgusting and would never buy it.
I did run to the local porn store and buy "Not The Brady's XXX: Pussy Power" though, thanks for the recommendations.
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13 years ago
Sounds like a town of 303 of these types:
"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwrBN9T5zrk"
I say guillotine them all.
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13 years ago
Wait, I'm confused, are you saying I should leave my Max Hardcore DVD's at home?
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13 years ago
I got plenty of that Clubber, don't worry.
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13 years ago
"And porn. Bring. Some. Porn."
Hm, really? I was thinking about this, but was hesitant. Now I guess I'll bring the two hardcore DVD's I own.
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13 years ago
Sunday we'll have to leave early though, so its really just late Friday, Saturday, and a few hours Sunday.
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13 years ago
"Oh, and turn your phones off, if you can"
See George, that's the sort of advice I wouldn't have thought of myself that you whoremongers are good for.
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13 years ago
HA! Yeah, I'll get right on that, Steve.
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13 years ago
I, for one, move that we should call these establishments "stripeasies"
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13 years ago
It is in Charleston, South Carolina. I just wrote a review about the club, it's called Jaguars.
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13 years ago
Alex, if I recall correctly it was $175 for a quarter of an hour and $350 for half an hour.
And I was actually kind of disappointed I didn't get anything terrible done to me onstage. Still, it was more than made up for by the wonderful thing that happened in my original post.
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13 years ago
Find the longest set of stairs in the strip club and let gravity do the rest.
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13 years ago
You don't have a problem at all. Whatever you like is what you like, accept it and have fun.
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14 years ago
I'm going to buck the trend and say I like them clear cut.
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14 years ago
I think I just found georgmicrodong's new profile picture:
http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/dirtyharry.jpg
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14 years ago
"In the cities that Ricks has clubs in, would this(ose) club(s) be your go to choice?"
Excellent question. To give one example a friend of mine travels to New Orleans for business on a fairly consistent basis and he has said that for him and other men in his company, Rick's is their new usual spot, their advertisement campaign is widespread, and their club is larger, cleaner, and busier than the other clubs in the city. Reminds me a little bit of Scores.
"If you had a 7-figure net worth"
Who says I don't? I don't, but I'm halfway there, actually a little further than halfway. That's right, I have a full 4-figure net worth.
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14 years ago
You guys are certainly right, it's one of my riskier stocks, but it's got a good P/E ratio, a business model that seems to generate a lot of cash, and from what I've heard, they deliver a much higher quality product than their competitors in many cities. I don't mind them plowing back their cash and loans into expansion, I think it stands a decent chance of paying off in a few years. I also think that due to their adult nature, they're probably overlooked by many investors.
Given that it is risky, I'm going to keep a close eye on it, but given that it's an entertainment stock, I'm willing to tolerate some volatility until a better economy let's it really perform.
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14 years ago
A few of my namesakes?