Posts by JohnSmith69

I wonder if it would look something like this ... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nn3H_ZAHPE

I probably should know better, but I'm going to try and broker a compromise for including an acronym in the glossary for cumming in your pants during a lap dance. There is of course strong disagreement over the propriety of adding…

Police chief arrested for soliciting prostitute in undercover police action http://dailym.ai/1wvn0dM This was so well deserved. If cops are going to set up sting operations to catch stupid PLs looking for pussy, then they're going to get caught up in it…

I wonder if this is what SJG has in mind for the strip club parking lot? http://dailym.ai/1wvn0dM

But this is carrying a good thing too far http://dailym.ai/1wuxjig

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Had a reunion with the ATF after many months apart. It was fun, and we picked up right where we left off. She hasn't changed one bit. But I've changed a lot, and as a result I couldn't…

I expect to be lied to at a strip club. But until recently I'd never had a dancer lie in response to my frequent question: "are your breasts real or fake." I always ask this if I'm interested,…

Amateur customers sometimes piss me off, I'm working on getting higher mileage than usual from an adorable blond. She's pushing for the insanely expensive VIP, and I make clear that I require VIP mileage in a regular lap dance…

A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door. In walks her husband’s friend Ben. The woman tells him her husband’s in the…

He's had lots of cute dancers at Follies, or so I've been told, But how is that possible when he is so old? In a dark private corner that's where you'll find his special seat, And the stuff he does with young…

I thought this was an interesting question, particularly since most people here (like me) can probably remember clearly a time when there was no internet. http://dailym.ai/17kt0KF