Posts by ilbbaicnl

https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Merilyn_Sakova If anything happens to her, will Putin's days be numbered? Because big boob lovers will surely get to him?

A stripper told me recently she eats a lot of beef jerky, and that eating lots of beef jerky is typical of strippers. But I"m skeptical. She has a lot of relatives who are truck drivers, so I…

My Chicago fav loves visiting Miami. But it makes her nervous to go alone, and the people she's gone with end up making drama. So I told her, why not put your piece in a checked bag, how…

I've seen several talks and interviews with cops about human trafficking. They start out talking about minors being held prisoner and forced to be prostitutes under threat of violence. But by the end they are saying that anyone…

When talking to my fav (in her late 20s) recently, I used the term "circle jerk". She had no idea what I was talking about. Is this because she doesn't have any brothers, or is the concept disappearing?…

You have enough money so you never need to wank.

If your shoe is too tight, put a wet rag in it, and put it in the freezer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQIMNE8E2yk

A fav has now given me two stuffed animals. Both of them are monkeys. Is she trying to tell me something?

I thought she stole a roll of paper towels when she came over for OTC. I just now noticed it was on a table I walk past like 50 times a day.

Cause all you need to do is make sure the pool boy who's fucking your wife instead of you is snipped. https://youtu.be/XYwHkVoi8OI

If a stripper uses the phrase "oh goodness", is she probably just posing as s stripper? I mean, you'd expect something more like "for fuck's sake!".

If a man lives long enough, he's going to be an incel or a geriatric trick. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10439709/Playboy-bunny-Holly-Madison-claims-kind-asexual-meeting-Hugh-Hefner.html