When talking to strippers, do you ever feel like Rutger Hauer?

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ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I mean android Rutger in Blade Runner. Right before his expiration time, he saves Harrison Ford, after trying to kill him the whole movie. He tells Harrison his more poignant memories, so they will live on through him. But, I think strippers see me as more of a Grandpa Simpson sort of character.

@nice so how does this post rate on the inane-o-meter?

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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
When they talk to me. Lots of stripper hoes think I'm deep like Tupac lulz
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
Roy Batty? Naw. I'm more like Ryan Gosling in Blade Runner 2049 with his holographic girlfriend.
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doctorevil
3 years ago
I probably come across as Travis Bickle.
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psycho_trick
3 years ago
rourke ramjamming with tomei in 'the wrestler'.
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psycho_trick
3 years ago
what's tupac?
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motorhead
3 years ago
Andy Stitzer
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Studme53
3 years ago
Great reference- loved both Blade Runners.
But Roy Batty saved Decker in the end because, as he faced his end of life, he realized the value of life, not just his life but all life, including Decker’s.
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TheeOSU
3 years ago
Sure iceydougster you're deep like tupac, 6 ft deep Lulz
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kilgoretrout12
3 years ago
Leslie Neilson in naked Gun.
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san_jose_guy
2 years ago
In all of life I sometimes feel like Rutger Hauer, an old guy watching the young people live lives of intense drama. And in an out of strip clubs young women that like me have told me of the drama and of how they feel that nothing real is happening for them. They want to be moved on. That is how women are.

I have my own projects, commitments and obligations, but they are things which involve long hard work, not drama.

SJG

The Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter - 2013 School of Rock AllStars Team 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we-3Y3vh…
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TheeOSU
2 years ago
'In all of life I sometimes feel like Rutger Hauer'


Did Rutger post from the library and fuck goats on the side too?



'I have my own projects, commitments and obligations, but they are things which involve long hard work, not drama.'


Yeah no doubt not losing your library card is a serious commitment and obligation and a 24/7 job requiring long hard work, Lol
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how
2 years ago
"All these moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain."

But, no, I don't tend to wax rhapsodic with strippers.
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DrunkPraetorian
2 years ago
I’m more like Deckard in BladeRunner, eating noodles then running back across the street to the club, then getting drinks at stage row
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Studme53
2 years ago
I’d hang out at Taffey Lewis’ club and watch Zora “take the pleasure from the snake”.
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psycho_trick
2 years ago
gandolfini and stewart (welcome to the rileys):

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UMLVGIug6C…
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psycho_trick
2 years ago
$250 for an hour with kristen.
fuck yeah.
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Studme53
2 years ago
Wow - I never heard of that movie. I love Kristen Stewart - I find her incredibly sexy
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Uprightcitizen
2 years ago
If I said "I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate" her response would likely be something like "Oooo I've never danced there and I have D's. Where's that club?"
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psycho_trick
2 years ago
re: stewart

vampire turned stripper. not much of a stretch.

buscemi & co. pre-flight mongering (armageddon):

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eqd2UDUoxx…

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san_jose_guy
2 years ago
Much of the population always seems to be going thru life asleep, in a trance.

SJG
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