Seeking Mecca for lap dance pilgrimage

RI would be a good choice, except for the fact that their current covid numbers are the highest in the nation. That's a good idea when visiting an area -- just say you're moving there. For a lot of dancers it really doesn't make any difference, since they're so short-sighted they would try to scam their own regular customers, but for the smart ones it might be a good idea.

The timing of this question kinda sucks. You know we're in the middle of a pandemic and lots of places that were previously good are now closed or severely neutered, right? I mean at first I thought you meant clubs not hampered by COVID. But then you suggested Vegas as an obvious choice, when Vegas clubs are mostly shut down right now.

If you like boob sucking and good dances then yeah Vegas would be cool if this were pre-COVID. Only thing is, the only boob sucking I do is usually in VIP. Haven't been able to do that in plain floor dances. Who knows how it'll be when it opens back up.

Yeah I talking about post-pandemic.

I went to Vegas around this time last year. There were indeed some 9s, but was hard to sit back and appreciate them when the 6s and 7s were like piranhas constantly trying to hustle me. I’ll probably go back though.

Dallas is more my style. Maybe Houston too, but I haven’t been.

I’d like to go to Toronto or Montreal post covid, but they aren’t talked about much on here.

So i heard from a fellow monger about Dominican Republic “sex vacations”. Have never partaken, but there are a few websites out there.

DR is a great spot for sexy, curvy women. The newest, more glitzy area is Punta Cana out west. El Cibao (north) has 2 hotspots. Puerto plata and Sosua. The latter is smaller city, but crowded with hot chicas.

Early this year i went to Monterrey, Mexico. Visited only 3-4 clubs. The city is has about 12 of em. Most, if not all have an area for extra activities. Some are high end, as pricey as US clubs. Others are ghetto. And a bunch of in the middle of the road.

There’s always HK TJ.

Colombia is also on my radar. Hopefully next year. Medellin is the hotspot for strip clubs/brothels. Second is Bogotá.

10k will go a long long way in any of these countries. DR hotel/flight packages by their agency is probably gonna cost for a premium for their service.

$10,000 will get you some good times in the US, but will get you royal treatment in the Caribbean.

Assuming we are only talking post-global deployment of the vaccines, here's some thoughts:

US:

• Atlanta is mecca for the "make it rain" clubs. Lots of wanna be (and actual) rappers and pro athletes go to clubs in "Hotlanta" to party with their buddies and throw stacks of $1's on the stage. You can pick off some handsy hotties from the sidelines there.
• Tampa/Miami is loaded with friendly Chica's and locals who will rub and slide naked boobs anywhere you want. Many will also offer extras and/or OTC but you are not obligated to go (or tip) that far.
• Houston clubs like Treasures can be a great place to find fake boobs attached to fake personalities who will try to convince you that they love your "old world charms."
• LA breaks down into three areas: 1. Downtown & South LA - lots of urban clubs where grinding is an art form, 2. The San Fernando Valley offers a good mix of fresh, tight talent and extras on the DL, if you know the game, and 3. City Of Industry has many of the most legendary FS extra clubs on the west Coast and taking these veteran and occasional noob dancers for a test drive (outside of VIP) can be very hands on and fun for minimal investment.

Caribbean, including Jamaica and Dominican Republic: Travel costs are relatively low, compared to Europe or Asia. Some clubs are a bit dodgy, but go with a buddy, or stay with the most popular clubs near major tourist locations and you can get your boobie-time on the cheap.

Finally, Mexico is a mixed bag - prostitution is tolerated in the open, so you need to figure out which bars/clubs have only hookers, and which also have strippers. But drinks, food and hotels are cheap, and girls are friendly, especially if you speak Spanish.

Let us know what you decide, please.

During the covid era I'm not sure a "a broken-down geezer" can get $10k worth of tit sucking lapdances with a 90+% chance of survival. You may be better off waiting until spring after the vaccine is widely distributed.

If you are that concerned about health due to old age and health issues you may want to just pace yourself with some short local club visits to get you by until spring.

I would not go to Vegas. Lot$ of $$ for limited return. Gotta be somewhere better than Vegas. If you have a passport, go to TJ. Sex is not required and getting a two-song lap dance for $25 is a decent deal and you can suck on anything you want. For $100 you can get 30+ minutes of anything you want. Try and find a deal like that in the states.

I understand Canada has what you seek, but I haven't been there in years.

Considering where you are, I have had some good luck in Chicago, especially at Club360. Los Angles is good around The City of Industry, but CA has some of the most restrictive Covid requirements in the country, especially around LA. OTOH, I have had some great times there and it has a nice concentration of clubs. Tough call.

Having crisscrossed the country numerous times (driving a truck) and looking for a good club at every stop, I have found that you can find what you want most anywhere. Had some good times in some tiny backwoods hovels.

Why not rent a small motorhome and do some exploring. With $10K, that should be very doable. Getting there is part of the fun.

Timing sucks but its kinda pathetic to 0lan a vacation around lapdances but vegas I guess

An issue that would (mostly) not apply in the US and Canada is the women being forced to work under threats of violence, and not getting to keep 70+% of what you pay them. Don't wanna be anywhere near that shit.

In TJ are there safe places to stay overnight near HK and Adelitas, or do you go back to US every night? How much $ can you take to TJ before even the tourist cops are willing take the heat for one dead gringo?

Well right now Vegas casino's are crawling with local working girls. I suspect many are unemployed strippers. I'm sure you could find something private grinding in your room. Just stay off the strip at night. Its very sketchy and there have been robberies and some shootings.

Detroit area clubs are extras friendly. Titty sucking is allowed everywhere.

I have been going to TJ for over four years. I was over 60 when I started. Never had an incident.

And you can stay near or at the clubs, as the clubs have associated hotels.

TJ is super fun. I recommend reading the TJ Mongers section and the reviews. I’ve stayed many a night in TJ. Cascadas is the HK hotel. Rizo de Oro is the hotel for Tropical Bar. They are interchangeable with the girls from the respective clubs for “arriba” (private room) action. Each hotel has its + & -, Rizo is quieter, but across the street from HK, but right above TB. Cascadas is right in the heart of the action, literally right above HK, but you can FEEL the bass all rhe way up to the 7th floor.

I think this is a very useful link: tuscl.net

Enjoy the research! Will definitely help

8TM is right about Canada. Whether you are looking to hide the salami, or just interested in mouth on boob, you will be happy. The last time I was there, I hit up the clubs in Niagara Falls and Toronto. Even though Niagara Falls is a tourist trap, even on the Canadian side, the clubs weren't tourist traps. Plenty of 8's and a few nines, willing to do anything. Toronto had more of the hotter dancers, but their prices were also higher. One good thing about Canada is that a lot more of the big breasted dancers were full natural, and in shape. Unlike the U.S. where if she's a natural DD, she is likely fat.

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To answer your questions:

1. Where would you go on vacation if the goal was lots of really good lap dances?

“THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH”

Tijuana, Mexico

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1. Is the answer different if you want to keep the cost withing 10 grand?

NO

1. when traveling, is it better to say you just moved there, so you get the want-you-as-a-regular dances?

No, is better just to talk to the girl and make sure you both agree in a mutually beneficial respectful transaction and listen to your 'spidey sense'🕷 / gut feeling.

Remember the old adage, 'If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is'

A couple more things:

If you don’t speak Spanish just ask for someone that speak English to help you, most people are willing to help when asked politely.

You will have a unique experience, your own, nothing will be exactly like you imagined or expected.

“Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, that way you will be unsurprised by anything in between”

More than anything, relax, be open to the possibilities.

The great food, the nice people and places to visit, if you can, museums, beaches, markets, etc etc etc.

Just use common sense, don’t go to places that could be dangerous at night and stay close to your hotel, but during the day you can visit places safely.

Inside the club, and in general any place, be polite and make sure you are treated with respect as a good customer.

Be friendly, but be clear about who you want and go for it.

Girls like men that know what they want and get it.

Again just behave like a man that knows what he wants.

And remember: “Pics & Vids or it didn’t happen.”

Cum to my club ibbilacnl, my back door is always open 😉

Some of you need to learn the difference between dancers and hookers clubs and brothels

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One last thing:

“The best cure for ED (erectile distinction) is a twenty something smoking hot woman”

Someone in tuscl said something like that and I believe it is true.

😉

Going to TJ for lap dances and a little boob sucking is like going to a steakhouse and ordering a Chicken salad, to each their own.

All the COI are closed, they tried to open on the down low only to be shut down after two weeks.

As of tonight the OC clubs (Sahara and Imperial) are open and for the right price (not 10k though) you can get some high mileage lap dances and I am sure a boob or two can be sucked in the VIP room.

If you go to the one of those clubs, ask the dancer where she worked before and if she mention one if the COI clubs the odds are she should be down with the program.