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870 posts by ilbbaicnl

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How could a stripper blackmail you?

Me: I scolded an OTC fav for throwing away her roaches. She said there was no way to smoke them. So I dug out an alligator clip, and sent her a video of me smoking one of…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 1 12

Politics

Keep Calm

Heads will explode, but only ones that have no brains in them to splatter on you.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 1 13

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Smash or Pass?

The Prime Minister of Thailand. What if she'd only go for a three-way with Angela Merkel?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 4 5

Politics

Who's crying now?

That Cheetolini got his ass handed to him by the Republican-controlled House?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 2 3

Politics

Another hypothetical scenario

You go back to the couch room for the first time with a dancer. She's a solid 10 in your book. She does all the extras you love, including the ones you didn't know existed before then.…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 2 11

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Base order

With non-profit sex, traditionally, the progression is kissing, then clothed fondling, then skin-on-skin fondling. But, with for-profit sex, kissing in much more intimate than fondling, often out of bounds. Not obvious why that is. Or, is this…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 5 4

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Hypothetical Ocean Rescue

You are flying a small prop plane over the ocean. You see your #1 ATF in distress, floating in the water. At a distance, you see your #2 and #3 ATF together, floating in the water, in distress.…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 2 5

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Hypothetical DJG Teacher

You show a good, long-time friend your elementary school kid's class picture. He is sure he's seen her dancing the night shift recently at a strip club. Do you rat her out at the school? I don't think I…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 1 37

Politics

Trumpers, how patient are you?

Suppose in June of next year, inflation and/or unemployment are increasing. Would you expect a backoff on the tariffs and the deportations? How much short term pain, and for how long, are you willing to tolerate to see…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 1 34

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A (hypothetical) tale of two strippers

You arrive at the club and notice two new dancers. Their faces look identical, but their bodies are different. You go to the couch room with the one who's body you prefer. She gives you a great…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 1 5

Front Room

OT: Which is your preferred afterlife?

Christian heaven or https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10910757

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 1 2

Politics

Betrayal already!

Trump picked an anchor baby for Secretary of State!

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 3 8

Politics

Fat Strippers

Anyone who voted for this has lost the right to claim it's too cringe for fat chicks to be strippers.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 3 11

Front Room

Great idea for an advertising campaign

Last time I saw my Cuban fav, she was telling me how much she loves the pancakes at IHOP. So I gently squeezed her ample, shapely booty, and told her I'd never seen the pancakes at IHOP looking better.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 2

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OT: Still got it, after 100 years?

My Cuban fav got her nails done with really pointy tips. So I started calling her nosferata. She got a blank look, so I googled images of Nosferatu. That segwayed to googling images of Rudolf Valentino.…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 2 3

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Did anybody know about this?

https://whyy.org/articles/prostitution-decriminalized-rhode-islands-experiment/ Seems like you hear a lot about extras in Rhode Island clubs, but it seems, once upon a time, things were even better there.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 5 10

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OT: My best female friend looks kinda like Elon Musk

No good reason to post this on TUSCL, except that it's the site I on where it would take the most effort to doxx me. I wouldn't want her to know I think that, she'd be fairly traumatized.…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 2 1

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Sex Work, or Civvie Sex?

To switch it up from smash or pass. https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9029920

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 2 7

Politics

Melania Trump's Dad

Is he going to be deported, cause chain migration is bad?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 1 14

Politics

The QAnon Shaman

Which Cabinet post is he getting?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 1

Politics

Feeding The Hand That Bites You

So Trump is going to give the biggest tax cuts to the income tiers where the majority voted against him: https://www.statista.com/statistics/1535295/presidential-election-exit-polls-share-votes-income-us/ Crazy world.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 2 3

Politics

Boebert Stays In The House

https://apnews.com/article/lauren-boebert-calvarese-frisch-hurd-election-2024-747b0005f0c421df43f1d23ba3cefa1c If Trump endorses extras in community theater, how could he be against them in strip clubs? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCR-MfKtiK4

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 2 9

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Georgia Juice Bars?

Are they coming? https://www.gpb.org/news/2024/11/01/georgia-supreme-court-upholds-state-capitol-arrests-tax-on-strip-clubs

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 3 7

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PL versus other customer politeness

Yup, I'm going to do that thing that never works on TUSCL, ask a question to dancers. Fortunately founder doesn't charge us extra for being futile? For dancers who have worked other jobs, with direct customer contact (such as waiting…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 2 6

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PL winners of the fetish lottery?

Because I get creepy when I google, I came across this: https://www.reddit.com/r/CelebrityFeetPosts/ Got me to thinking, are foot guys the winners of the fetish lottery? Never really asked for hard numbers, but, from comments from my favs, sounds like…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 2 7
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