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Me: I scolded an OTC fav for throwing away her roaches. She said there was no way to smoke them. So I dug out an alligator clip, and sent her a video…
Heads will explode, but only ones that have no brains in them to splatter on you.
The Prime Minister of Thailand. What if she'd only go for a three-way with Angela Merkel?
That Cheetolini got his ass handed to him by the Republican-controlled House?
You go back to the couch room for the first time with a dancer. She's a solid 10 in your book. She does all the extras you love, including the ones you didn't…
With non-profit sex, traditionally, the progression is kissing, then clothed fondling, then skin-on-skin fondling. But, with for-profit sex, kissing in much more intimate than fondling, often out of bounds. Not obvious why that…
You are flying a small prop plane over the ocean. You see your #1 ATF in distress, floating in the water. At a distance, you see your #2 and #3 ATF together, floating…
You show a good, long-time friend your elementary school kid's class picture. He is sure he's seen her dancing the night shift recently at a strip club. Do you rat her out at…