harrisemerald

Portland resident here. While it is true that Portland has a ridiculous amount of clubs, most of these are not great for two-way lap…

I keep coming back here because of the consistent great quality lappers. This isn't a club to hang out at. It's small and only…

This club is weird. It's probably your best option for beautiful black girls, but there's also always variety; Asians, Whites, Latinas are all here.…

The first thing I notice is ASS ASS ASS ASS.
The second thing I notice is if she's rubbing my cock.

No shame in telling them you're not interested. Remember, you're the customer; no shame in seeking out what you want.

Old reliable. Jiggles is great because no matter when you go, they are going to have a bunch of girls that give solid to…

Well, this club has been pretty hit-and-miss since it opened back up. When it first opened, I checked it out on a friday night…

Frequent clubber here with a question: What are the best pants for optimum "friction" during LDs? I had a great pair of thin cotton…

Those are known centers of prostitution, drugs, and underage dancers. Really grimy places, just gross.

Maybe they felt a little defensive because some strange man was staring at them...

"Ready to make those pants wet?"

I had been to this club when it was Carnaval downstairs, and decided to check out the new building. In a nutshell, very…

If you know you're going to cum during the dance, it's a good idea to wear a condom underneath to prevent any stains. …

Noooooooo Exotica got its liquor license revoked and is closed. Where will Portlanders go for their big booty fix?

Admittedly, there were…

I went to Cab III on a weekday around 5:30 and was impressed. The building itself is huge, with multiple stages and rooms.…

Stopped by the Acrop for the first time around 5:30 on a weekday to avoid traffic. This place was a pretty typical Portland…

Yeah, I see nothing wrong with telling strippers you go to other clubs. A lot of times the girls are not happy with…

Jiggles is good, as is Vegas VIP in Beaverton. No booze at either, but probably the most consistent grindage in town.

As for bars,…

Stopped by Shimmers on a weekday evening around 8 or 9. It's located just off of the busy intersection of 82nd and Foster,…

One time, a hot Asian spinner in a Portland club sat down next to me. She asked if I had a girlfriend.

"Yes," I…

Back to Exotica. This club is probably my favorite club because it's the only one in town that consistently has some great big…

Finally stopped by the famous VIP Room.

Upon entering you have to buy a $5 non-alcoholic drink, so there is basically a $5…

Went back to Safari after not stopping by for a few months. The club itself is clean, with ample space at the bar…

I visited Spyce a couple of months ago, here's the breakdown:

It's located in old town, so I had to park a few blocks away…

Sometimes dancers pick certain spots because she can get away with more or it's out of the eyeline of the bouncer.