Frequent clubber here with a question: What are the best pants for optimum "friction" during LDs? I had a great pair of thin cotton pants but, alas, gained weight and can't fit anymore. Any suggestions?
There's been a Scottish themed Renaissance Faire here in the Louisville area for the last month or so. I saw two guys try to get into one of the clubs when it first started up, but they were turned away.
I meant to say I "prefer it over". What I meant was I prefer to wear shorts instead of pants. LOL yeah it would look ridiculous wearing shorts on top of pants
Kilt is the way to go but leave the sporran behind and do not even think of using a merkin. And, of course, wear the traditional Scottish under-the-kilt regalia.
Anything soft. All the dancers I talk to say they don't care, but I try and avoid jeans and khakis when I can.
You know what I look for? Snap button flies. Zippers may hurt the stripper's ass, and shank button flies are too cumbersome. Seriously, I am in the market for pants with snap buttons and soft material. Anyone?
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You know, like the one Scotty wore with his Starfleet dress uniform.
Then, during the lapdance, you could shout out, "She canna take much more!"
LMAO!
You know what I look for? Snap button flies. Zippers may hurt the stripper's ass, and shank button flies are too cumbersome. Seriously, I am in the market for pants with snap buttons and soft material. Anyone?
And oh yeah -- when you can, no undies!