Best pants for LDs

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harrisemerald
Oregon
Frequent clubber here with a question: What are the best pants for optimum "friction" during LDs? I had a great pair of thin cotton pants but, alas, gained weight and can't fit anymore. Any suggestions?

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troop
14 years ago
that issue is profusely discussed here..

http://www.tuscl.net/dt.php?DID=109263
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gatorfan
14 years ago
I think I saw this topic maybe 10 topics ago.
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dudeanonymous
14 years ago
I wear my suit of armor. The steel plates provide optimum protection.
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samsung1
14 years ago
I prefer wearing shorts over pants
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steve229
14 years ago
Anyone ever try a kilt?

You know, like the one Scotty wore with his Starfleet dress uniform.

Then, during the lapdance, you could shout out, "She canna take much more!"
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georgmicrodong
14 years ago
There's been a Scottish themed Renaissance Faire here in the Louisville area for the last month or so. I saw two guys try to get into one of the clubs when it first started up, but they were turned away.
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sinclair
14 years ago
My suggestion is lose weight.
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troop
14 years ago
Then, during the lapdance, you could shout out, "She canna take much more!"



LMAO!
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shadowcat
14 years ago
sam, that would look ridiculous. Just wear one or the other.
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samsung1
14 years ago
I meant to say I "prefer it over". What I meant was I prefer to wear shorts instead of pants. LOL yeah it would look ridiculous wearing shorts on top of pants
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farmerart
14 years ago
Kilt is the way to go but leave the sporran behind and do not even think of using a merkin. And, of course, wear the traditional Scottish under-the-kilt regalia.
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gatorfan
14 years ago
Kilts are too itchy, wear a towell instead
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giveitayank
14 years ago
Shorts with NO underwear... AKA commando.
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Dain
14 years ago
Stretchy boxers and stretchy leisure pants. They show your hard-on, invite girls to grab it, and get past prohibitions on shorts or cold weather.
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Anything soft. All the dancers I talk to say they don't care, but I try and avoid jeans and khakis when I can.

You know what I look for? Snap button flies. Zippers may hurt the stripper's ass, and shank button flies are too cumbersome. Seriously, I am in the market for pants with snap buttons and soft material. Anyone?

And oh yeah -- when you can, no undies!
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