Best pants for LDs

that issue is profusely discussed here..

I think I saw this topic maybe 10 topics ago.

I wear my suit of armor. The steel plates provide optimum protection.

I prefer wearing shorts over pants

Anyone ever try a kilt?

You know, like the one Scotty wore with his Starfleet dress uniform.

Then, during the lapdance, you could shout out, "She canna take much more!"

There's been a Scottish themed Renaissance Faire here in the Louisville area for the last month or so. I saw two guys try to get into one of the clubs when it first started up, but they were turned away.

My suggestion is lose weight.

Then, during the lapdance, you could shout out, "She canna take much more!"

LMAO!

sam, that would look ridiculous. Just wear one or the other.

I meant to say I "prefer it over". What I meant was I prefer to wear shorts instead of pants. LOL yeah it would look ridiculous wearing shorts on top of pants

Kilt is the way to go but leave the sporran behind and do not even think of using a merkin. And, of course, wear the traditional Scottish under-the-kilt regalia.

Kilts are too itchy, wear a towell instead

Shorts with NO underwear... AKA commando.

Stretchy boxers and stretchy leisure pants. They show your hard-on, invite girls to grab it, and get past prohibitions on shorts or cold weather.

Anything soft. All the dancers I talk to say they don't care, but I try and avoid jeans and khakis when I can.

You know what I look for? Snap button flies. Zippers may hurt the stripper's ass, and shank button flies are too cumbersome. Seriously, I am in the market for pants with snap buttons and soft material. Anyone?

And oh yeah -- when you can, no undies!