I had been to this club...

I had been to this club when it was Carnaval downstairs, and decided to check out the new building. In a nutshell, very disappointing.

First of all, there was an $8 cover, pretty steep but worth it when you consider the no alcohol. Club's gotta make money somehow.

The dancers were all young (18-20) and there were a few that were pretty cute. Chatted with a few and found out that they still do "masturbation optional" shows in the back. Great, I thought. That means there's probably some high mileage dances here. I couldn't have been more wrong.