Reviews by Clackport

I found myself in Beaverton, so I decided to go to a club I hadn't been to in over 6 months. The cover was 6 bucks on this Friday night. I walked in and saw…

Another visit to Spyce for me. Spyce has been kind of hit of miss for the past few months, but on this visit it was hit. I won't go into the club setup because I've…

So I had some money left (90 bucks) after my Vegas trip, so I decided to hit up Exotica. I believe Exotica is the highest mileage club in Portland, and the majority of the girls…

I finally made it to the world famous Spearmint Rhino. I got there around 10pm. The bouncer does give you a pat down and the metal detector thing. I knew you could get in free…

After my fun at Spearmint Rhino the night before I wanted to try out 1 more strip club in Vegas. I had wanted to try Sapphires the night before, but I didn't get around to…

So I've become a semi frequent visitor of Club Rouge over the past few months. I think it is currently the best strip club in Portland. The dancers are hot, the management is cool, the…

Found myself at Stars on a recent Friday night. The cover is usually 5 bucks, but if they have a feature entertainer or a special event, then the cover will be around 10 bucks. This…

I hadn't been to the Dolphin in a couple of months. It used to one of my favorite clubs, but it was getting so slow in there as far as customers coming in and the…

I was here in LA for a couple of days, so I tried some strip clubs out here. Bare Elegance is the last one I checked out. I had been to 4 Play and Plan…

So I was in LA for business for a couple of days, so I had to make a stop at 4 Play. A lot of people say that 4 Play has the hottest girls in…

On my recent trip to LA, I had to try out a few clubs and Plan B was one of them. Plan B is actually the sister club to 4 Play. Plan B is actually…

This review is gonna cover two recent visits I had at 205. One visit was at 5:30 in the evening on a Thursday, and the other visit was at like 10 at night on a…

I'm gonna combine this review into two visits I've had recently at Mystic. One was on a Friday night, and the other one was on a Thursday afternoon/evening. 1st visit: Friday night. There is never…

I know I just reviewed this club two weeks ago, but I had to see if the high mileage was just a one time thing there last time, or is it here to stay. I arrived…

Oh my how things have changed! Exotica used to be one of the best good mileage places in Portland, then it fell off for a little bit, but now it's back. I'll get to that…

I have heard rumors that the Dolphin III is going to open back up, so I thought I would give a review on the times I have been to Dolphin III before they closed. It's…

So yes the Viewpoint has been closed for awhile, but I noticed I never wrote a review of Viewpoint, and I've been there twice, so here goes. I wasn't at all impressed with how the…

This was a nice place before it closed. I noticed I never wrote a review on this place, and I have been there multiple times, so time for a review. I preferred this place to…

The Office is the newest Portland strip club. I was at Rouge recently and I heard about the office, apparently it is Rouge's sister club. Since I like Rouge I decided to check out the…

I came to Stars on a recent Friday night. The cover was 5 bucks. Stars is a upscale club, so a lot of the customers were dressed up nice, and there was one of those…

I visited Stars Bridgeport on a recent Saturday. When I visit a Stars club I usually visit Stars Beaverton, but I decided to try Stars Bridgeport on this Saturday. When I walked in I found…

I found myself back at Club Rouge. Lately it has been hit or miss, but when Rouge is hit it is the best club in Portland hands down. It was a definitely hit this time.…

I walked into Golden Dragon on a recent Saturday night. A bouncer is waiting outside the entrance, he pats you down. I then walk up the stairs to the club. It is a juice bar…

Another trip to the Dolphin. This is currently my favorite club, partly because my ATF works there. But also they have some really good looking dancers. On my most recent visit I saw a 9.5,…

I'm going to combine this review in two visits I had. Before all that, I was here on a Friday night around 9 and I saw this big booty white girl I was really interested in.…