Reviews

265 reviews by Clackport

Black Cauldron

Portland, OR

So first of all the correct...

So first of all the correct address is 16015 SE Stark, second of all it's spelled Black Cauldron. Now that I got that out of the way..... Black Cauldron is a brand new Portland club, it…

12 yrs ago

Grind (Oasis)

Portland, OR

As a previous review said, Wild...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

As a previous review said, Wild Orchid was sold to Spearmint Rhino, so this means new management. I rolled into Wild Orchid on a Saturday around 2pm. There was the usual sign that said Wild…

12 yrs ago

Dolphin II

Beaverton, OR

There have been a major change...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

There have been a major change since my review 2 weeks ago, so I thought I would fill you all in. First of all (this is not a major change), cover is 6 bucks on Friday…

12 yrs ago

Dolphin II

Beaverton, OR

Back at the Dolphin 2 recently. Stageshow:...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Back at the Dolphin 2 recently. Stageshow: It probably has one of the lamest stageshows in all of Portland. The girls aren't allowed to make contact with you on stage, so on stage the girls just…

12 yrs ago

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, OR

So me and a few buddies...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

So me and a few buddies were going to go to Sunset Strip, but we got lost on the way, so we ended up going to Stars. I've been here many many times, but this…

12 yrs ago

Grind (Oasis)

Portland, OR

Wild Orchid is a interesting place,...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Wild Orchid is a interesting place, it's located close to Gresham. On this Saturday afternoon around 2:30 PM, I was patted down by a bouncer. I felt that was kind of weird because usually they…

12 yrs ago

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, OR

I hadn't been to Casa Diablo...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I hadn't been to Casa Diablo in over two years, so I decided to come here on a recent Friday night. They have a semi-famous stripper working there (Lynsie Lee, I hope I'm spelling that…

12 yrs ago1

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, OR

Another trip to Stars. It has...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Another trip to Stars. It has been a couple of months since I was last there. They have recently raised the cover to 6 bucks, it used to be 5 bucks. The bathroom troll is…

12 yrs ago

Dolphin II

Beaverton, OR

I found myself in Beaverton, so...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I found myself in Beaverton, so I decided to go to a club I hadn't been to in over 6 months. The cover was 6 bucks on this Friday night. I walked in and saw…

12 yrs ago1

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, OR

Another visit to Spyce for me....

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Another visit to Spyce for me. Spyce has been kind of hit of miss for the past few months, but on this visit it was hit. I won't go into the club setup because I've…

12 yrs ago

Exotica

Portland, OR

So I had some money left...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

So I had some money left (90 bucks) after my Vegas trip, so I decided to hit up Exotica. I believe Exotica is the highest mileage club in Portland, and the majority of the girls…

12 yrs ago

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

I finally made it to the...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I finally made it to the world famous Spearmint Rhino. I got there around 10pm. The bouncer does give you a pat down and the metal detector thing. I knew you could get in free…

12 yrs ago

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

After my fun at Spearmint Rhino...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

After my fun at Spearmint Rhino the night before I wanted to try out 1 more strip club in Vegas. I had wanted to try Sapphires the night before, but I didn't get around to…

12 yrs ago

Club Rouge

Portland, OR

So I've become a semi frequent...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

So I've become a semi frequent visitor of Club Rouge over the past few months. I think it is currently the best strip club in Portland. The dancers are hot, the management is cool, the…

12 yrs ago

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, OR

Found myself at Stars on a...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Found myself at Stars on a recent Friday night. The cover is usually 5 bucks, but if they have a feature entertainer or a special event, then the cover will be around 10 bucks. This…

12 yrs ago

Dolphin

Jennings Lodge, OR

I hadn't been to the Dolphin...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I hadn't been to the Dolphin in a couple of months. It used to one of my favorite clubs, but it was getting so slow in there as far as customers coming in and the…

12 yrs ago

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

I was here in LA for...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I was here in LA for a couple of days, so I tried some strip clubs out here. Bare Elegance is the last one I checked out. I had been to 4 Play and Plan…

12 yrs ago

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, CA

So I was in LA for...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

So I was in LA for business for a couple of days, so I had to make a stop at 4 Play. A lot of people say that 4 Play has the hottest girls in…

12 yrs ago

Plan B

Los Angeles, CA

On my recent trip to LA,...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

On my recent trip to LA, I had to try out a few clubs and Plan B was one of them. Plan B is actually the sister club to 4 Play. Plan B is actually…

12 yrs ago

Club 205

Portland, OR

This review is gonna cover two...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This review is gonna cover two recent visits I had at 205. One visit was at 5:30 in the evening on a Thursday, and the other visit was at like 10 at night on a…

12 yrs ago

The Venue

Portland, OR

I'm gonna combine this review into...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I'm gonna combine this review into two visits I've had recently at Mystic. One was on a Friday night, and the other one was on a Thursday afternoon/evening. 1st visit: Friday night. There is never…

12 yrs ago

Exotica

Portland, OR

I know I just reviewed this...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I know I just reviewed this club two weeks ago, but I had to see if the high mileage was just a one time thing there last time, or is it here to stay. I arrived…

13 yrs ago

Exotica

Portland, OR

Oh my how things have changed!...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Oh my how things have changed! Exotica used to be one of the best good mileage places in Portland, then it fell off for a little bit, but now it's back. I'll get to that…

13 yrs ago

Dolphin III

Oak Grove, OR

I have heard rumors that the...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I have heard rumors that the Dolphin III is going to open back up, so I thought I would give a review on the times I have been to Dolphin III before they closed. It's…

13 yrs ago

Viewpoint Lounge

Portland, OR

So yes the Viewpoint has been...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

So yes the Viewpoint has been closed for awhile, but I noticed I never wrote a review of Viewpoint, and I've been there twice, so here goes. I wasn't at all impressed with how the…

13 yrs ago