Reviews by Clackport

I decided to visit Sapphire on a Thursday night. I did the limo service and tipped the limo driver 20 bucks, instead of paying a 30 buck cover, the cover was only 10 bucks. The…

I'm here in Vegas on a work conference, so I decided to check out Rhino. I came on a Wednesday around midnight. I called the club and did the limo service, the cover was waived…

I found myself back at Stars on a recent Thursday night. The cover is usually 5 bucks on a Thursday, but if you are a regular there, they will likely give some free entry passes.…

I've been strip clubbing in Portland for awhile, and I've been to most of the Portland clubs. With experience, I've learned that there's only 5 clubs worth my time as far as dancer quality…

After leaving Expose, I decided to check out VIP room. I arrived at about 10pm, and there was maybe 2 or 3 other customers. The cover was 6 bucks. It's a juice bar, so no…

After watching my Portland Trailblazers eliminate the Houston Rockets in dramatic fashion, me and a couple of buddies decided to head to Club Rouge. As usual for Friday nights the place was packed. I would estimate…

Another visit to Stars. Cover is 8 bucks if you come after 9pm. I believe the cover is 5 bucks if you come before 9. Be aware that for special events they will jack up…

I found myself back at the Dolphin 2. Remember, if you come on Friday or Saturday night the cover will be 6 bucks. Any other night there should be no cover. There is a bathroom…

Club Rouge is my favorite club in Portland. I came in here on a Wednesday night around 9:30 and the place was jumping. Very few Portland clubs are that busy on a Wednesday, there were…

So I went to Spyce last night. I have a love hate relationship with Spyce. Spyce is one of the Portland clubs I go to the most. I'm here a lot because the dancers can…

So I first came to Sunset Strip Thursday night, Two of the girls that were supposed to be there ended up not showing up, it just so happens they would have been the two hottest…

So the Dolphin 1 closed, so the Gold Club opened up at this location with new ownership. I strolled into here about 12:30 am on Saturday. The first thing that I noticed is they haven't…

So first of all the correct address is 16015 SE Stark, second of all it's spelled Black Cauldron. Now that I got that out of the way..... Black Cauldron is a brand new Portland club, it…

As a previous review said, Wild Orchid was sold to Spearmint Rhino, so this means new management. I rolled into Wild Orchid on a Saturday around 2pm. There was the usual sign that said Wild…

There have been a major change since my review 2 weeks ago, so I thought I would fill you all in. First of all (this is not a major change), cover is 6 bucks on Friday…

Back at the Dolphin 2 recently. Stageshow: It probably has one of the lamest stageshows in all of Portland. The girls aren't allowed to make contact with you on stage, so on stage the girls just…

So me and a few buddies were going to go to Sunset Strip, but we got lost on the way, so we ended up going to Stars. I've been here many many times, but this…

Wild Orchid is a interesting place, it's located close to Gresham. On this Saturday afternoon around 2:30 PM, I was patted down by a bouncer. I felt that was kind of weird because usually they…

I hadn't been to Casa Diablo in over two years, so I decided to come here on a recent Friday night. They have a semi-famous stripper working there (Lynsie Lee, I hope I'm spelling that…

Another trip to Stars. It has been a couple of months since I was last there. They have recently raised the cover to 6 bucks, it used to be 5 bucks. The bathroom troll is…

I found myself in Beaverton, so I decided to go to a club I hadn't been to in over 6 months. The cover was 6 bucks on this Friday night. I walked in and saw…

Another visit to Spyce for me. Spyce has been kind of hit of miss for the past few months, but on this visit it was hit. I won't go into the club setup because I've…

So I had some money left (90 bucks) after my Vegas trip, so I decided to hit up Exotica. I believe Exotica is the highest mileage club in Portland, and the majority of the girls…

I finally made it to the world famous Spearmint Rhino. I got there around 10pm. The bouncer does give you a pat down and the metal detector thing. I knew you could get in free…

After my fun at Spearmint Rhino the night before I wanted to try out 1 more strip club in Vegas. I had wanted to try Sapphires the night before, but I didn't get around to…