So I had some money left...
So I had some money left (90 bucks) after my Vegas trip, so I decided to hit up Exotica. I believe Exotica is the highest mileage club in Portland, and the majority of the girls are black. Cover was 5 bucks, and the bouncer did the pat down and the metal detector thing. I got a Coors Light for $4.25. On this Saturday night there was not a lot of customers, and there was maybe like 12 girls. 2 of them were white, and the rest of them were black. As usual most of the girls had HUGE asses. There were all in the 21-30 range as far as age. As far as looks there was a couple of 8's, three or four 7's and the rest were 6's and below. They have three stages, but they were only working two stages this night.
So I'm relaxing just drinking and taking in the scenery, and then this dark skinned black girl with a absolutely HUGE ass comes up and sits on my lap. Of course she's tries to convince me to get a dance. She is definitely not my type, and I let her know I am not getting dances right now. However she is persistent and puts my hands all over her body. She tells me she has a condom and we can fuck back there. I am not interested at all, but she will not leave at all. I finally cave in and tell her I'll get some dances now and maybe some later (I definitely was not going to get some later). So we go to the lapdance room and she tells me she'll give me 5 dances for 80 bucks. I give her a firm NO. I just want 1 or 2 dances right now. I get a couple of dances from her. Her dances consisted of putting my hands all over her tits, ass and thighs, she also grinds me on pretty good. During the first dance one of her dancer friends comes up and says if she can join in. I tell her I like one girl at a time, so she disappears. During the second dance another one of her friends comes up and asks if she can join in, now this girl is pretty hot (8), she's a light skinned black girl with blonde hair and a pretty nice figure. I tell her I will get dances from her later. So I got 2 dances (20 bucks apiece) from the dark skinned girl with the ridiculously huge ass. Right when I'm about to get up and go to the bar, the blonde girl jumps in my lap and she wants to give me a dance right now. I only had like 30 bucks left. I let her straddle me for a song while I was thinking if I was going to get a dance from her right now. I decided to do a dance from her right then, it was pretty damn good. She lifted up my shift and felt up on my body, she put her pussy right on my face (I didn't lick it), she had me squeeze her big ass (her ass was fake by the way), she jammed her titties in my face, good grinding. After the dance I gave her 20 bucks plus a 5 buck tip so 25 bucks. I told her I was going to get some more dances with her later on (I only had 5 bucks left). She said she wanted me to touch her a lot more next time. I immediately regretted getting dances from the dark skinned black girl, I should have spent all my money on the blonde, she was that good. The blonde goes on stage a little later on and I tip her like 5 bucks. After her stage set she asks me if I'm gonna let her suck my dick later on. I smile and say "sure".
So I have no money left, and this ugly girl (like a 3 or 4) comes up and tries to convince me to get a dance with her. She tells me I will have the best experience blah blah blah. Frankly I wouldn't even get a dance from her if SHE paid me. I tell her to come back in 15 min. When she finally turned her back to me talking to another customer, I bolted out the door. I've got to learn how to be firm and tell these girls I don't want a dance.
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