Reviews by Clackport

I went to Rose City on a recent weekday around 6 pm. The good thing about Rose City is that there are so many clubs around there like DV8, Safari... It must have been happy…

Another visit to the Dolphin 2. As far as Oregon clubs I would definitely put this club top 5 as far as dancer quality. It was a 5 buck cover. Usually there's no cover from…

I decided to check out Wild Orchid since I had never been there before previously. This was on a recent Friday night around 9:30. The parking lot was pretty full, so I'm thinking in my…

Blush was on my radar so I decided to check it out. Blush is Iike a minute drive away from Acropolis. There is no cover. I walk in and I immediately notice a smoking hot…

I decided to check out Cabaret since I was in the Gresham area. There was no cover, but the bouncer told me there is a 2 drink minimum. I hate when clubs do that, I…

Club Rouge is definitely the best strip club in downtown Portland. The girls are gorgeous, it's not too expensive. I went on a recent Wednesday night. There were quite a few patrons and I would…

I always have a good time at Mystic. My favorite thing about Mystic is how cheap the drinks are. I think it's like 2 or 3 bucks for a cranberry vodka. I also like that…

The last few times I had visited Spyce I was very disappointed, but this time it was actually pretty good. The only thing that sucks is that they changed the cover from 5 bucks to…

I thought it would be a good time to give a review being that I finally got a dance at 205. I went on a recent Friday night. Surprisingly I was able to find a…

I decided to go to Stars Bridgeport. The girls weren't terrible. The Stars Beaverton girls are probably a little hotter than the Bridgeport girls. It was mostly white girls with a few black, Latin and…

Stars is currently my favorite club. It's a 5 buck cover. Like the previous reviewer said it's like a Vegas atmosphere. The drinks are slightly overpriced and there is an annoying bathroom troll. Other than…

I decided to try out Casa Diablo based on the growing popularity of it. I got there at around 6. One of the first things I saw was that the bartender was topless. I don't…

The Golden Dragon is starting to be a real popular place in Portland. I went in there last Saturday night, and it was jam packed. It's a juice bar, so it closes later than most…

The Dolphin 2 is one of my favorite clubs in Oregon right now. Club 205 used to have the hottest girls working Oregon, now I think that title should go to Dolphin 2. There are…

The Dolphin 1 is a club with good reputation in Oregon. I heard about it last year, and I've been going ever since. On Friday nights, the cover can range from $0 to $5. Drink…

Heat is the sister club to 205. Some of the girls at 205 also work at Heat. I think I remember seeing 2 stages (it could have been three). The drink prices were similar to…

I visited 205 on a recent Friday night. Even though it always seems to super crowded inside, I always find parking. There is three stages. The girls do 3 song sets. I've been to a…

Mystic is just across the street from Club 205. Whenever I go to Mystic, there never seems to be any parking left, so I usually park at the bank. It was pretty crowded when I…

Club Rouge is one of the few clubs that are downtown, so I decided to try it out. The girls are pretty decent. There were no 10's, but I saw a few 8's and one…

I checked out Exotica last week. If you like black girls, this is the club for you. I would say out of the 15 girls working, 10 of them were black. Another thing Exotica specializes…

I've been to Spyce a lot over the past two years. Spyce has some of the hottest strippers working at any strip club in Portland. There are no ugly girls. The stageshow might be the…

I went to Stars a couple of weeks ago. People have been saying Stars is going downhill, well let me tell you something, Stars is back to being great. It was a $5 cover. A…

One of the worst experiences I've ever had. There was a collection of some of the ugliest girls ever assembled at a strip club. The stageshows were bad. The strippers were trying to sell "half…

I visited Acrop a few weeks ago. What I really like about this club is that the dancers are top notch. They consisted of mostly 8's and 9's. There's four or five stages. The dancers…

This is the sister club to Spyce, and let me say there is still work to do. I like the layout, but I went there on a Friday night, there was only three or four…