Oh my how things have changed!...

Oh my how things have changed! Exotica used to be one of the best good mileage places in Portland, then it fell off for a little bit, but now it's back. I'll get to that in a minute.

Exotica is probably the only strip club in town that metal checks you when you walk in. It's in a rough part of town, so I understand why. It was a 5 buck cover this Saturday night. The club looks pretty good, it's not rundown or anything like that. There are 3 stages, which I think all 3 are only used on Friday and Saturday nights. Drink prices were pretty normal, like 4 or 5 bucks for a Coors Light. You can play video poker there if you're bored.

On to the girls. I would estimate there were about 12 girls working that Saturday night. 3 of them were white, and the rest of them were black. Most of them had big booties, just like what Exotica is known for. There were a couple of 8's, a couple of 7's and the rest of the girls were below that. Instead of sitting next to you, the girls would sit on your lap when trying to convince you to get a lap dance. When they were sitting on my lap I would feel up on their asses, and they didn't mind, most importantly the bouncers didn't mind. The stageshows weren't too bad. A couple of the girls climbed off the stage to grind on me.