Wild Orchid is a interesting place,...

Wild Orchid is a interesting place, it's located close to Gresham. On this Saturday afternoon around 2:30 PM, I was patted down by a bouncer. I felt that was kind of weird because usually they do that stuff at night when the club has a lot of people in it (maybe there's a lot of crime in this area?). There was no cover. I walked in, and there were four other customers and maybe like 5 dancers, so kind of quiet. There was another bouncer inside, so I'm sure what was going on, maybe gearing up for an event or something.

Anyways the drinks were really cheap during happy hour, like 2 bucks for a Coors Light. There are two stages, but only one is used in the afternoon. As far as the stageshows I've seen a few of the girls climb off the stage and give a mini lapdance, but mostly the stageshow is pretty average.

During my afternoon shifts I have seen some pretty hot girls at Wild Orchid. Wild Orchid is one of the few clubs in Portland that has quite a few black girls on their roster. Also Wild Orchid is the one of the few clubs that have quite a few thick girls on their roster. On this Saturday afternoon, there were 5 dancers and all of them were white, and all of them were thin except this one big booty blonde. The big booty blonde is a 8, and the rest of the girls were in the 5-6 range.