Reviews by MajorBoobage

Little Darlings goes in cycles between giving great value and just trying to suck up all your money. Right now, it seems to be on the wrong side of that cycle. I hadn't been here...

I try to come here only when I have a comfortable amount to spend. You have to be a little careful, because there is a high hustle factor here, but if you play it...

This place is a total dive but has high mileage for the money, so whether you would like it here depends on what you're looking for. The club itself is a hole -- chairs...

This place is no-frills, but you can have a good time here if you go in with the right expectations. As other reviewers have mentioned, it's in the back of an adult bookstore, it's not...

Don't even bother. This place will just empty your wallet and then keep grabbing. When I first sat down, I thought some of the other reviews were being too harsh. Yes, there was a hard...

After an initial disappointment, I've had several fun trips to Cheetah's. My ratings and review are based on my most recent visit on a Thursday night, but it was similar to the previous two. The...

This place started out promising but ended with a deal-breaker. I walked in on a Saturday afternoon and found it to be better than what I was expecting. It is a locals' club and...

This is the best club in Vegas. The only reason it's not mentioned in the top tier for the tourist crowd is that it's a little off the beaten path -- much easier to...

This is definitely on the lower end of the quality ladder in Vegas. It's not big and it's not posh (although, in fairness, it is comfortable and clean). More than anything, though, this struck...

This used to be my favorite club to hit when visiting Las Vegas. Since moving here a few weeks ago, I've made a couple of visits already, and I'm sad to say it's changed...

This should be a better club than it is, but it isn't. The girls are friendly and reasonably attractive., the mileage is alright, and it's fully nude. However, it's got a lot of downsides,...

I stopped in here on a Sunday night for the first time in years, and I can report that this SC still is what it always has been: A diner-type lunch restaurant that happens...

I was thinking about making a stop here based on the glowing reviews on this site, and when I drove out to Industrial Strip on a Thursday night and found it closed with no...

This club is on the smaller side, but it tries to give a top-tier strip club experience. When you walk in, there's a stage in the center with tables around it in a U-shape,...

Industrial Strip went through a brief rough spot, but it's quickly regaining its form. It always had and still has the best pricing model: Three songs for $60 of high-friction, two-way contact dances. IS...

Stopped by here on a recent Saturday night with a buddy of mine. We go here sometimes because it's close to his house, and it's the only SC of note in the Northwest suburbs...

I went here late on a Sunday night and was very pleasantly surprised by how many girls were walking around -- at least 30, maybe more, and almost all of them 7's and above....

The Playpen is a strip club in a loose sense of the term. It's one of Mannheim Road's "fashion shows", wherein the girls don't get naked, they don't have a pole or a stage...

Club O is a little pricey but offers a very hands-on time. The club is huge, but a relatively small part of it is used for general seating. Fortunately, the general seating is right...

I stopped in here after learning the hard way that Baby Doll's in Hammond is closed. Most of the dancers were African-American, which is not my thing. There were maybe 4 or 5 white...

I made a stop here during a recent trip to Vegas on a Saturday night. It was a madhouse -- packed with customers and dancers. Two women sidled up to me and my buddy...

The Skybox may be slowly working its way back to respectability. I stopped in on a Friday night and there were a few girls working the room whom I wanted to buy dances from. The...

Having read on here that this place was under new management, I gave it a shot. A couple of dancers confirmed that the management was new, but I didn't see any changes, other than...

Bobby's bar is basically two rooms: A bar and a few tables in the frontroom, pool tables and lap dances in the back. The dances are in the corners of the room, and there...