Comments by Electronman

Good review. Blaze has rules??? Reminds me of that great scene from Butch Cassidy and the Sun Dance Kid...... "Rules? There are no rules in a knife fight!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9KBOhPXhds For clarity, Blaze feels pretty safe, no parallels to a knife fight.

The Asian Massage Parlors (AMPs) in Orlando get good reviews. Tokyo, Spring and M&Y Spa are in the airport vicinity.

Until an authority on hand gestures and emojis can break the code, I'll speculate that it means, "cover up your thumb-sized dick."

If you are hoping for services above and beyond a dance, you should negotiate the details before going back for a dance.

A mild case of OCD can be an asset. Thanks for sharing. You've been posting a yearly summary for several years. It might be interesting to find a way to show trends across successive years. I'm a bit surprised that you only had two "extras" dances (and one was Russian) across 158 private dances. Maybe I'm hanging out at more permissive clubs or encouraging more promiscuous dancer behavior.

This review is better than the typical TUSCL review at the .05 level of significance.

@blahblahblah: I don't read the reviews on stripper web or on other web sites that are focused on communication between dancer. As you know, TUSCL is focused on the customer experience. Thus mileage is of interest in most, if not all of the reviews. If I was a dancer, I'd be tempted to discourage competition so that I'd make more money. That might mean underestimating potential income or exaggerating how hard (and permissive) you need to be to make money. I do see this at many clubs. A novice dancer will have been given instructions by the other dancers to give crappy dances (e.g., air dances) and to charge a lot of $. Then the new dancer will be wondering why she gets few repeat customers. Some of them will accept a bit of "coaching" from customers as to how to get more dances and to get return customers.

I appreciate reviews that describe contact level (aka "mileage"). On rare occasion (when selecting between two or more similar clubs in a geographic area), It does have an impact on which club I visit. I too have noticed that dancers seldom describe contact level in the reviews that they submit. Like blahblahblah, I don't see the rationale for that omission by dancers, unless there is some concern that describing a low contact level would dissuade some customers from visiting a particular club.

More power to you, Icey. You'll get no competition from me on the thick, chubby, fat end of the spectrum.

@audioslave: I'm confused. How do you get $280 from the codes used in this review. Is $$$2 = to $280?

What is the rationale for this confusing "secret" coding for payment? Who are we fooling? We should start rejecting reviews that use this type of coding. $$$2 = ? $$$3 = ? $$$5 = ?

I've been to this club numerous times and never heard (or smelled) anything of this nature. How do they clean the booth??

Does browsing porn count as a hobby? More seriously, anything that gets me moving and outside is great, including golfing, bicycling, hiking, pickle ball and even nerdy bird watching. Other than reading and cooking, I don't really have many indoor hobbies.

Ozempic material. Not my type.

ditto. Very nice.

I believe the Vegas Club in Battle Creek has an amateur night on Sundays. You might also check the Deja Vus in Lansing and Kalamazoo (maybe Ypsilanti and Saginaw also?). They advertise amateur nights but I don't know if they occur with any reliability.

Is she vulnerable in the five hole?

Hoping the recent busts at Detroit AMPs have no implications for the strop clubi

Actually i like comparative reviews although it is challenging to know which club should be highlighted.

When we had a separate "unpublished" review section, there was a comment box that you could use to offer suggestions for revisions, a helpful feature for reviews that were rejected. I don't see a comment box on the unpublished reviews with the current design.

For the unpublished reviews, I don't see an opportunity for the reviewer to add a comment or pose a question. That was a helpful feature of the separate unpublished review section.

This requires some side by side comparisons. I prefer wet, willing and clean.

I think they may have aged out of Girl Scouts. For this more advanced age, do they offer merit badges in sex toys?

A compelling argument to make semaglutide drugs widely available!

Try swiping your credit card between their butt cheeks.