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Comments by rattdog (page 35)

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    3 years ago
    WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
    New Jersey
    Ukraine Women
    "I actually think a lot of Russian/ukrainian women are better at getting things/money out of men without doing too much" agreed. this is so true especially when they can detect how desperate the guy is for her. a few times i've seen news stories covering guys going to those cruise ships to meet loads of russian women. the news crew was following this guy around. there were tables all over. sitting behind each table would be like 6-8 girls, and the guy would go to each table and chat with all the girls. there had to have been at least over 200 women in that ship. one guy wined and dined this girl and persuaded her to come over to the states. poor bastard got his heart broken. she stayed for about 2 weeks, went on a major shopping spree, and just left and went back to russia.
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    3 years ago
    gothamyte
    from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
    what are some memorable stripper's 9-5 day jobs, you been told
    one was an EMT who gave me my first nude lapper. another was studying to how to maintain classical paintings. her dances were real good to the point that she broke off the button of my pants. that was a problem as i wasn't wearing a belt and would have to walk everywhere holding my pants up to keep them from falling. i then told her what she did to me and if there was a temporary solution available. she gave me a safety pin which manage to do the trick. why she was carrying one i do not know.
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    3 years ago
    rattdog
    New York
    KATE PERRY AND HER TOILET SHOW
    how many here would have flushed that toilet?
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    3 years ago
    gothamyte
    from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
    ever 'just missed' a crazy / odd event at an SC?
    i was sitting nearby the crowded lapper room. all of a sudden i heard real loud, "he's got a gun in his bag!!" out of nowhere 4 bouncers came right out and pounced on that guy.
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    3 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Sucking on Boobs
    balla, only solution for each of those girls is to get there early in their work shifts and get first divs. if not the first then yeah you wind up with slop seconds, thirds, etc.
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    3 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Sucking on Boobs
    ay cash, someone like that could be considered a keeper.
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    3 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Sucking on Boobs
    lubing ass=romantic gesture so using that theory does that mean spitting out a large glob of hock into a hole=prime example of emotional romantic display of a doting lothario?
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    3 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Sucking on Boobs
    during the 90's until say mid 2000's it was included in the regular dance package. afterwards it's seemingly shifted to where many girls are not into getting their titties being slobbered by us slobs. late 90's blonde bombshell was wearing a cut up football jersey. i never sucked her tits before and never really cared to, even though she had a nice set. but that jersey gave me ideas. after the assjob i turned her around to face me. let me look at these i lifted up her jersey. sucked on them - tastes sweet!!! bouncer with the clock: "times up" fuck!!! i would have sucked on those beauties for at least another 10 minutes. i see her again a year later. blah blah blah. then she talks about her kid. "you never told me you had a kid" "yeah i did" "no you didn't. i would have remembered something like that if you did tell me" so yeah that could explain explain why those titties were real delicious.
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    3 years ago
    If dancers wrote a review of you, what would they probably say?
    general review: smells good. kinda cute. funny as fuck. wants mild extras but if you take care of him he'll always repeat with you. girls that would write a review that would be exactly the same as to what they said directly to my face: "look at you. i just put my hand on your dick and you fucking get hard in like 5 seconds." "i took $2000 from some guy. the bag was open and on the floor. the guy was passed out. what was i supposed to do - not take it?" a minute later: "let me tell you something. you treat me like shit and i'll rob your fucking shit too!"
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    3 years ago
    You know what, how many times do we gotta spray and wipe down the pole
    a few faves of mine would place their ass on that steel pole, turn around and then wink at me. whenever they would get off the stage i would out of curiosity check and see if the next girl up would wipe down that pole with a rag. most of them wouldn't.
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    3 years ago
    doctorevil
    Evil Lair
    Gabbard: Ukraine conflict avoidable if U.S. had recognized Russia NATO concerns
    two theories here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oFH9jRm3yo Did Russia Surgically Strike 8 Secret US Run Bio Labs In Ukraine? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZwxZtbgmtA
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    3 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Woman Refusing To Let Husband Visit Strip Club Divides Internet
    looks like that marriage won't last. poor guy has to be married to someone like that. she just couldn't keep the issue in house. the whole world just had to know their business.
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    3 years ago
    Cashman1234
    He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
    Is this a good idea? Or good intentions that may go bad?
    wait a minute!!!! isn't this the same mag last year that pointed out that they would be be going in a different direction regarding who their models would be? among the listed is that shitbag megan rapinoe? out with the angels in the VS collective. they're still continuing their stand on being more progressive and diversity by adding a model with downs to their roster. what could possibly be next? the online subscriptions must be over the moon.
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    3 years ago
    Best Movie/Show Ending
    the ending of clockwork orange. "i was cured all right."
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    3 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Want To Feel Old Today?
    britney spears is approaching 40 real soon. didn't seem that long ago when she was on that cover of rolling stone magazine. this old dude i used to hang with at the clubs bought that issue as soon as it cam out. knowing him he probably jizzed all over the cover as soon as he got home.
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    3 years ago
    Best Movie/Show Ending
    someone somehow managed to sit and watch in its whole entirety an M night shamamamaling ding dong movie. you sir deserve not 1 but 2 VIP's with your fave(s).
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    3 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Oldest working stripper that you know of.
    PH in burlington - in some shifts at a certain time the average age of all the dancers is 50 years old.
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    3 years ago
    Longneck
    Georgia
    Haitian Resorts
    dude you have some of the finest looking ladies in the world at the state of georgia, haiti? really? why?
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    3 years ago
    loper
    just looking for a little human contact along the way
    Fishnet Stockings
    wow - i thought i was the only one that found buttons and fishnets don't mesh well. the first time with my fave it happened it took 20 seconds to disentangle. on the next visit to the club it happened again a second time. while entangled again, i asked her is this the only only outfit you have or can you change to another? only one. so i yanked away and ripped up her fishnet, causing a hole on the side of her thigh. then gave her 20 for the dance and 5 for the fishnet damage. after that i took her friend instead to finish off.
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    Are you guys seeing more non-extras performers?
    "I’m in California and I’m one of the dancers you speak of who doesn’t do extras. Not to toot my own horn but I’m attractive with a rocking body and a great personality. I don’t need to sell sex to make money and entertain my customers." not going to toot your own horn but you wound up doing that anyway. right. well good for you. the op simply asked a question and your reply had nothing to do with that question. guys in cali must have substandard standards regarding girl hotness.
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    3 years ago
    PipeHerArcher
    Taking your favorite girl for a $100 hamburger
    New to strip clubs (how do you not fall in love with these hoes?)
    "Nah, I can't fall in love wit these chicks..." i knew a guy who was with his fave at her apartment. she didn't have any kids but she did own a dog. there were piles of dog shit all over the bath tub. i wonder if he still loves her...
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    3 years ago
    PipeHerArcher
    Taking your favorite girl for a $100 hamburger
    New to strip clubs (how do you not fall in love with these hoes?)
    ay there pipes - welcome to the board. if some of the dancers here are reading this feel free to reply - just want to see if what i'm typing is in line along the way you think. so pipes, you said you think you can bag some of these dancers. sure it's possible. two ways that can be done. one is via trade. cash/barter something in exchange for something orgasmic inducing in return. or two - chasing like you would a civvie. by bagging them i'm assuming that you plan on going the chasing route right? if so then be aware of: -once you enter the doors of a strip club right off the bat most, maybe all, dancers already have somewhere between 0-10% respect for you. it may go up to 20-50%, depending how much some of the dancers think that you're their type looks wise. now here's a tricky part - if you buy some dances from a girl in that 20-50% group you could wind up being in the 0-10% group as most dancers will lose respect for that guy once he starts paying for services. so if chasing refrain from purchasing services and treat your target as a cool civvie and stand out from among the strip club customer norm crowd. doing that increases your bag % dramatically. here's another tip. using an aspiring actor to a well renowned actor scenario to attempt to illustrate a point. young kid is standing in line with let's say al pacino at a starbucks. "mr pacino, i'm right now in acting school and was just wondering if you could help me with some pointers. how do you do it?" the kid is looking for a short cut - the fuck - there are no short cuts!!!!
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    3 years ago
    goldmongerATL
    The Square Above Charlie Weaver
    Undercover?
    i've yet to see a customer, dancer, owner, etc. ever hold up a picket sign that said, "leave this club alone."
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    3 years ago
    goldmongerATL
    The Square Above Charlie Weaver
    Undercover?
    definitely was not a raid. i've been in 2 raids before, each in a different state. cops do not operate the way like that guy did. that guy was a loon tune who most likely wanted to enjoy a VIP but was lacking sufficient funds. sucks to be that kind of guy. most bouncers that i have known over the years would have removed that guy right away.
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    3 years ago
    THE CHAINDOG
    Massachusetts
    a bit of incest fantacy
    "Sister in law…… does that count?" sure i don't see why not. remember, whenever you marry to another person, you're also marrying to that person's family as well. does that sister in law have a big nice ass or/and tits?