Comments by Dudester (page 3)

The comments on the cartoon matched my thoughts on the post about that stupid tax.

I grew up in the mountains of New Mexico. The one and only time we didn't have a rifle with us, a horse sized Elk and two female Elk ran out in front of us on the road. They stared at us for about a minute, then walked off.

I figured that she was a stripper-just too many similarities.

I figured that she was a stripper-just too many similarities.

I figured that she was a stripper-just too many similarities.

One thousand $$$$ a day. OUCH !!

Twenty years ago, a heroin junkie bit a chunk out of my leg (resisting arrest). Because we didn't know all that much about AIDS, I had to go through five years of blood tests (and I wasn't allowed to donate blood for that period of time). The sad thing is that he was a onetime teammate on my high schoool football team, and older brother of a close friend who had just become a U.S. Marshal.

People would be well advised to read the articles. With that said, twice, I've been lucky enough to *move furniture* at only 20 a song, ending up paying 200 both times.

Good Job CTQWERTY !! Yes, Mr. Teja will wear pink and live in a tent for a good while. It should teach him to think twice before earning his red wings the hard way (earned mine the easy way with ATF 3).

You should also see his other movie-Orgazmo, but be sure to see the uncensored edition.

I've met Ron Jeremy, and spent several hours in his presence. His sense of humor is not for everyone-it's somewhat acquired. He is very smart and it's best not to piss him off. He'll slice you to pieces in seconds with his words.

YIKES !! Shape shifting prostitutes ? Morgana Le Fay with one of Merlin's spells. Ahh, that Merlin, ever the trickster.

sinclair nailed it. Do tell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

http://photos.freeones.com/v_various/Naughty_Office/Daisy_Dukes_001/html/photo_010.shtml

I'm very active with the tea party. Tea Party leaders frequently appear on a couple of local radio shows. With that said, It's regrettable that politicians say that strip clubs are responsible for child prostitution and trafficking. Saying that is like saying that convenience stores are responsible for armed robbery. We're talking apples and oranges here, and politicians are taking the coward's way out on a power grab and a bid for more and more taxes. What is needed is for a very vocal group of citizens to make local government show that every penny collected is properly used and not diverted to help the mayor's brother in law's catering business.

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I am told that at night, streetwalkers troll the area around the Eiffel Tower. I experienced some luck at Cap d'Age. Just an idea.

I caught an act at Theatre Chochotte back in 92. I heard that a Polish model I fancied was performing there. She did not disappoint. For a few moments she was searching for an audience member to pull up with her and she stood next to me for a few seconds, looking at me, then changed her mind and picked someone else.

You shut down one club, another pops up. You arrest one prostitute, another takes her place. This kind of thing has been going on since mankind first started living together. From caveman days: Tor: Ug ug (I want to sleep with your woman) Dug: Eeh uh ug (You pay pterodactyl wing for a night of sex) Tor: Eh oo uugh (I'll pay her when she puts out.)

#1 She later became the porn star known as Savannah. Back then, she was just Shannon, best friend and roomate of Summer, another dancer and aspiring porn star (Summer and I were friends). Anyway, soon after Shannon started dancing, and buck naked at the time, she invited three of us to her dressing room. As I entered the room, she smiled and spread her legs. For the first and only time in my life, I had a seizure-which scared the hell out of everyone there, including me. #2-late 1990's, and Dawson's Creek was one of the hottest shows on TV, thanks in part to the very beautiful Katie Holmes. About that time, St. James was a place known for easy extras, if you had the cash. I walked in and saw a Katie Holmes twin. I got her in a little room, but only had enough money for two dances. "Katie" gave a slow and sensous dance. Just seconds into the second dance, someone hit the dimmer switch for the little rooms. Katie and I were in near darkness. We both were startled for a moment, then her face lit up. She stood up and said "I've been wanting to do this" as she slid her panties off. She resumed the dance and became even more sensual. Near the end of the song, she leaned in, whispering in my ear "Want to have a little fun ?" I confessed I only had enough for the two dances. She reminded me that there was an ATM on site. I told her no (rent was due in a few days-I didn't tell her that) and I left.

COOOOOOOKYYYYYYY !!!

In Texas, a teacher was already prosecuted for having sex with an 18 year old student. This piece of legislation was passed with a companion piece that forbid sex between prisoners and guards, because this is a position of authority (like Teachers) and can be abused easily. Cops already this in a law called Oppression. Little cutie will do anything to get out of a ticket. What the hell-she's 21, she's legal, right ? Until she turns the situation around on you. Yeah, it's nanny state, but adults often have to be reminded to be adults.

No, go into the newsrooms. It's not just the anchors, also count the reporters, the news writers, the behind the scenes producers, the camera operators (most cameras are now remote controlled), and the news directors. Here in Houston, we have Channel 2, 11, 13, and 26 with newsrooms. Those four newsrooms all have female directors.

Both articles written by raging feminists. Their editors might as well should have asked a male to write about what it's like to go through menstruation. Oh wait....oh snap... A guy couldn't have written an article because pretty much every single newsroom has been taken over by females. Eighty years ago, men ruled newsrooms, but men are going the way of the dinosaur in the news business. It's why when you watch a 30 minute news broadcast, you get about five minutes of hard news, and twenty five minutes of who is designing Princess Kate's gowns, or who is sleeping with Brad Pitt, etc. etc.