Paris Report Part Deux
I would like to spend this entire report telling you about all the hot French women I've banged in Paris. But I can't because I haven't banged any. I know enough French to get myself in trouble but not enough to get laid.
When I told my dancer friends I was going to Paris, several asked if they could come with me. I said they were welcome to stay with me as long as they bought their own plane ticket. I figured these girls would never get their act together so as to save the money for a ticket or procure a passport. I was right.
Now I'm alone in Paris and I miss them. Why am such a cheap bastard? Couldn't I buy a ho a ticket? But if a dancer stayed with me, I would have to feed her, which is far from cheap in Paris. And she would want to go shopping in the luxury stores nearby--at my expense. It's probably just as well that I'm here alone.
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last commentHow much do escorts cost over there?
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You could hire an escort there, have a fuck or three and still come out way ahead in the pocketbook than bringing along a leech. just google man you can solve your problem.
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I haven't looked into escorts in Paris. Prostitution is legal in France, which would reduce barriers to entry and bring down the price. But the cost of everything in Paris is high. Gas is $9 a gallon.
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9 dollars a gallon?
no wonder art goes to france every year, he's fixing the prices, lol
seriously jack, go find a friggin streetwalker, they're probably all over the place and the cost can't be much more than a few gallons ;-)
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$9 a gallon of what?
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Jackslash, just jump on the Eurostar to London. There are about 20 trains each day and it takes about 2hrs 15mins. There is a much better choice of escorts in London than Paris, and a lot cheaper too. You can get some high quality girls over here from about 200-300 GBP, $300-$450 approx.
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I am told that at night, streetwalkers troll the area around the Eiffel Tower.
I experienced some luck at Cap d'Age. Just an idea.
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Just for interrest have you seen hot French woman at all in paris and where?
What is hot in your eyes?
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Aren't you making the classic penny-wise-and-pound-foolish mistake? I've seen this many times - somebody spends say, $2000 to go someplace like Paris for a vacation(sunk costs include airfare, lodging, food) and then refuse to buy a ticket to a museum, order a dessert, indulge in a glass of wine, etc., because the cost seems seems high compared to home.
Of course prices are higher! You travel to destinations where people want to be, so the demand commands higher prices than where people don't make any special attempt to be - which is your home location.
You're only there for a few days. Consider that you're buying memories, PLUS the true high price is really only the incremental your spending, or what I call the "spread." If an escort where you live costs $300/hr, and it's $400 where you are now, then the spread is only $100. That's the true cost of doing your fantasy chick in Paris (which will create a lifetime of memories) and your average chick back home. Plus, it'll make better fantasy reading for the rest of us, rather than getting your lamentations about the price of gas in Paris.
So get busy, boink a few escort girls who'll drive you crazy with that French accent of theirs, and then fly home with a dreamy smile on your face of just how incredible life is when you live it full on.
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@jackslash-I've made a roundtrip ticket to Paris first class in thirty minutes. I'm sure your stripper friends, for Paris, could easily come up with the money. They probably had passports. Beside the point. They just didn't want to pay their own way. If I was going with my best guy friend, I would pay my way. If I'm going with a male companion to keep him company, he's footing the bill for everything. Then he's paying me for my time I'm top of that. If someone can't afford it then I shouldn't be leaving the country with you. I know female companionship probably isn't what you were looking for nor am I calling you cheap. I just wanted to clarify for others what girls, dancers, etc usually expect.
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