Paris Report Part Deux
jackslash
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Sunday, October 23, 2011 12:33 PM
I would like to spend this entire report telling you about all the hot French women I've banged in Paris. But I can't because I haven't banged any. I know enough French to get myself in trouble but not enough to get laid.
When I told my dancer friends I was going to Paris, several asked if they could come with me. I said they were welcome to stay with me as long as they bought their own plane ticket. I figured these girls would never get their act together so as to save the money for a ticket or procure a passport. I was right.
Now I'm alone in Paris and I miss them. Why am such a cheap bastard? Couldn't I buy a ho a ticket? But if a dancer stayed with me, I would have to feed her, which is far from cheap in Paris. And she would want to go shopping in the luxury stores nearby--at my expense. It's probably just as well that I'm here alone.
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