Paris Report Part Deux
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When I told my dancer friends I was going to Paris, several asked if they could come with me. I said they were welcome to stay with me as long as they bought their own plane ticket. I figured these girls would never get their act together so as to save the money for a ticket or procure a passport. I was right.
Now I'm alone in Paris and I miss them. Why am such a cheap bastard? Couldn't I buy a ho a ticket? But if a dancer stayed with me, I would have to feed her, which is far from cheap in Paris. And she would want to go shopping in the luxury stores nearby--at my expense. It's probably just as well that I'm here alone.
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no wonder art goes to france every year, he's fixing the prices, lol
seriously jack, go find a friggin streetwalker, they're probably all over the place and the cost can't be much more than a few gallons ;-)
I experienced some luck at Cap d'Age. Just an idea.
What is hot in your eyes?
Of course prices are higher! You travel to destinations where people want to be, so the demand commands higher prices than where people don't make any special attempt to be - which is your home location.
You're only there for a few days. Consider that you're buying memories, PLUS the true high price is really only the incremental your spending, or what I call the "spread." If an escort where you live costs $300/hr, and it's $400 where you are now, then the spread is only $100. That's the true cost of doing your fantasy chick in Paris (which will create a lifetime of memories) and your average chick back home. Plus, it'll make better fantasy reading for the rest of us, rather than getting your lamentations about the price of gas in Paris.
So get busy, boink a few escort girls who'll drive you crazy with that French accent of theirs, and then fly home with a dreamy smile on your face of just how incredible life is when you live it full on.